CASSI3!

luv comix by cassi3! | 21 | posting art and stupid shit

[cassi3-luvs-u]

please stop trying to decry all the really out-there contemporary art pieces that you don’t have a shred of patience to try and understand as “not art.” all you’re doing with that is being a little bitch and enabling fascism. nobody’s asking you to like it, but attempts at delegitimizing it only serve to quietly censor art in a digestible way for the general public and pave the way for somebody to come by and enforce strict rules of art’s “purity” and “value,” which if you don’t know is a great way to marginalize artists who the establishment wants to keep quiet.

[powerburial]

[moleshow]

[wayneradiotv]

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[psychotic-gerard]

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

[noah-wyles]

[dogpuppy]

[cassi3-luvs-u]

truly inexplicable to me why spamton and tenna are such huge fan favorites of deltarune fans.

literally where is all the love for queen? where is the love for lancer? for gerson? those are like the three best characters in the game what are we doing?

spamton and tenna are just so nothingggggg.

[tomcruisecells]

Why'd he do that

[beemovieerotica]

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross

[beemovieerotica]

ok my apologies, apparently it was a big deal that jesus did NOT beg for vinegar while on the cross. and this was like, religiously important.

anyway my dog is suffering more than christ

[z3bula]

this gif lives in my head rent free, I just imagine an image of Bad Luck Brian flashing in my head anytime something mildly unfortunate happens to me

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[cryptotheism]

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

[contemptible-scoundrel]

little gray alien seasoned roasting dead on a spit with an apple in his mouth #SOLARPUNK

[nyctosaurid]

barnyard the original party animals is the uncontested lord of bad implications in childrens movies

[nyctosaurid]

ok so like “the secret life of x” movies tend to not strongly explore the actual reasons why, exactly, their life has to be secret… they don’t really focus on it within the narrative. They do usually have some small justification for why animals or video games or toys or whatever have never just revealed themselves:

There’s no stated reason. They just pretend to not be alive. We usually can suspend our suspension of disbelief here because when it’s something like a video game or an emoji because any odd occurrences is perceived as a glitch or something similar but the actual reason why they aren’t too hung up on this kinda shitty lot in life isn’t said

They get something out of their current relationship with humans (like in toy story)

They have some specific reason to hide that they’re alive, like they die if they’re seen (like in the christmas toy)

They perceive themselves as sentient, talking creatures, but humans can’t understand them. They just see a squeaking mouse or an inanimate hot dog or whatever. 

and the last one is what most animal movies do, and it’s like, not devoid of weird implications but you can see where it mostly works.

but barnyard is the outlier here: it goes with tier one: the animals can talk and walk on two legs but just pretend that they can’t for unstated reasons. 

in the history of the barnyard world non human animals, at some point, decided to just pretend to be unable to speak. a “cow” or a “coyote” or a “hen” do not exist as we know it in the barnyard universe. the baa of the sheep is false; the ewe doesn’t understand it either. they only made up that noise to hide the fact that they speak human languages. a dog barking and running on all fours is a facade. animals naturally walk on their hind legs and made up whole postures just to appear non sentient.

and for what? what do they gain from this? they have no rights and no voice by their own choice. at one point a donkey claims the farmer is a good person because he’s vegan and a pig mentions bacon - this is not a fantasy universe devoid of death and misery and meat. do animals, in hushed whispers, remind their children not to sob in their real voice as they’re taken away? do the dogs not beg for kindness when they’re tied up and hit? do cows and chickens not cry for their life in the slaughterhouses? does a rat not scream a human scream when the trap misses their neck and only breaks their spine? Why? what is the point? They loose so much and have everything to gain.

anyways does everyone remember this really awful cat. it only appears in one scene but i can just sense the porn of it that would pop up if i googled it’s name

[inkthecryptid]

This post is like being tied to a chair as a a joker-style villain monologues and presses a gun closer and closer to my head as he reaches the climax of his rehearsed piece on the flaws of society and when he finally pulls the trigger it’s a little flag that says “bang!”

[beardedmrbean]

[lakevida]

bought two bagged salads today idgaf anymore in a year there probably wont be leafy vegetables at all just ashes and debris and the ashes will still cost $12 and they have a prion in them

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[importantcatpics]