#reasonable standards

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid

Albert Einstein

[bearingtonthethird]

My Ideal Significant Other

Tall, dark, and handsome

Great sense of humor

Kind and thoughtful

Chaotic Good

Fighter/Warrior 

Prefers a two-handed battle axe, shields are for the weak

Drinks “coke” – none of this “pop” nonsense