#reasonable things

[actsofsurvival]

new years resolutions? idk man

learn how to juggle

stop letting people kick me in the teeth

be worse at my job

die a thousand deaths, roll a boulder uphill eternally, fly too close to the sun.

kill god

[keydekyie]

I’m so bad at being a person I just wish I could be something else like a small cat or magpie or some sentient mist or an incorporeal forest god with glowing green eyes and a bat skull for a face

[dragonfruitsoup]

there is something about coffee rolls that turns my luck bad constantly 😔

[nerverack]

I feel the most like taking up a hobby when Im procrastinating something. Like yeah I need to finish this essay but maybe I want to get into oil paints or build a new garden bed

[raiderwaster]

thevilmagistrate replied to your post:guys this is v important what should i draw

Draw Shrek in a seifuku

alright let me clarify

give me cool or fun things to draw

[greengreen-blueblue]

GODDAMN IT.

alright.

so i refuse to call myself horny.

i am not.

but... fucking fuck.

i want to fall in *~*~love*~*~*~

i don't want a dumb boyfriend who just dates for the sake of dating.

i want somebody to love me.

and fucking make out with me, alright!

is that so much to ask for?

just make out with me... and also never leave me and let's get married?

my life, my life.

[deepomega]

A selection of quotes from the LA Weekly's piece on the porn star machete murderer

(which is great! go read it!)

Hill, whose screen name was Steve Driver, used to say his signature was "monster hands." According to set photographer Gia Jordan, Hill "would wear these hands, like, from a Halloween costume. That was his shtick. He'd jack off on the girl with the hands and when he'd come he'd yell, 'Monster hands!' It was ridiculous."

What

Alana Evans, one of Hill's co-stars in the porn spoof Palin: Erection 2008, says that Hill — despite having a featured role as Barack Obama in the movie — was unlikely to be a breakout star.

Barack "Monster Hands" Obama

The elder Hill also noticed bizarre personality traits starting to emerge. "He refused to wear his glasses, believing he could use willpower to improve his vision," David Hill says. 

Well ok right. Sure. (It's a seriously sad/depressing one though in between all the crazy! Bear in mind!)