#reatiswolfump

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♛ - What’s one thing you want to accomplish in life?

Reatis Wolfump: She is a very ambitious person, someone who always strive for the best. The one thing she wants to accomplish in life is to leave an impact on history. Leave a mark on history, let her name be known in books, and be cited as an example for the rest of the world Relic Febaon: He is more of a laid back person, a person who goes with the flow. The one thing he wants to accomplish in his life is to impact the people around him. Change the lives of the people around him. However, for the better or worse doesn’t matter to him.

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☮ - Friendship headcanon

☮ - Friendship headcanon Reatis Wolfump: 

Reatis’ first friend was young boy who was her opposite in every way. He was happy when she was not. He always smiled while she didn’t  He was bright and cheerful, outgoing and energetic. His smile had never left his face in all the time she knew him. Not even when they had went to join SHIELD together and they had faced Director Fury. And when she had asked him why, he told her that he was smiling for her. And till this day, Relic Febaon hasn’t stopped smiling. Relic Febaon: Despite Relic’s cheerful personality, he does not have many people he can call true friends. Until one day, when he met a young girl who didn’t smile. She had the iciest personality he knew, complete with the coldest eyes. She never smiled when he did, she didn’t laugh nor cry and she was not vibrant and full of energy. She didn’t smile when he made jokes about the person they were meeting for that interview with SHIELD. Till one day she had asked why he was always smiling that he decided that he would smile her share for her. And till this day, he hasn’t forgotten his promise to Reatis Wolfump.

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Stepford

Stepford: A hoity toity gated community has extended an invitation for our big wig characters to move in. What happens when the wife becomes…perfect? 

 Reatis stared at the report on her desk and wondered why SHIELD couldn’t send field agents to do the field work instead. She had stacks of paperwork that would not complete themselves. Sighing, she stood up and grabbed her bag before walking out of the door to do her latest assignment. The situation SHIELD wanted her to look into this time was a town in Japan where the women and certain men had radical personality changes, and became the perfect player for a role. “Learn their technology or methods, SHIELD could use their methods for certain offenders.”  She remembered the words the council told her when she was assigned this chore. True, SHIELD would benefit with lesser problems and this would ensure that the criminals would never go back to their old ways. The PR department would not have so much trouble with appeasing the public too. Reatis stepped out her office and locked her door, before making her way to the dining area of the Helicarrier to meet the man she was supposed to go with. “Mr Nishimura, I am Agent Reatis Febaon, nice to meet you. Shall we get going?”

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It is not considered to be a ‘job well done’, if the target that you were supposed to bring back is tied up in the middle of the streets with a group of SHIELD agents surround him while you went and bought a bagel.

The public usually ends up very frightened. 

- Agent Wolfump

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It will not appeal you to the public if you start a bar brawl and then claim they it was the other guys’ fault. They are civilians who do not have the capability to fight with trained operatives.

The excuse that you are ‘just the accountant’ or ‘just the receptionist’ does not work.

You are trained operatives, please do not get into a bar brawl with balding middle-aged men.

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If approached during leisure time by strangers who wish to either videotape or take a picture of you, your first move is to ensure you stay out of the camera’s way, not: 

a. Pose for the picture.   b. Politely ask the person if they could please not take a video or a picture. It won’t work. c. Say ‘Halt! Do not take aim at me with your Midgardian devices!’ and hammer the camera to the ground. We know you know what it is. d. Aim and throw anything at the camera or the person holding it. SHIELD has to pay insurance.   e. Pretend to close your eyes in deep concentration while clenching your fists after looking at the camera.  f.Glare at the potential cameraman and pretend to reach for a dagger or a knife. 

In fact, if you are an individual that gets high amount of media coverage, just try to stay away from any passing camera unless you have gotten prior approval from the higher ups. 

- Agent Wolfump

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This is a public service announcement.

The rabbits on the Helicarrier are not supposed to be touched. They are not to be pet, fed or nuzzled in any way shape or form.

They are not pets. They are not cute little furry things for you to bring home.

They are part of the science department’s experiments and some of them are more lethal Loki’s cats.

You were warned. Do not go crying to first aid after one of them slices your hand off. And to the Science department, please do not let the rabbits free from the area your department is assigned. Despite how cute they look, it is not good PR for your department. 

- Agent Wolfump

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Despite the fact that glitter is really pretty and sparkly, that does not give any of you the right to use it on the Helicarrier. Glitter can be seen through the invisible shield when it has been poured into the engine.   It also does not give any of you the right to sprinkle it over yourselves and declare that you ‘make a better vampire than those creepy stalker-y ones’.    Anyone who does that will get staked on sight. With a toothbrush.   - Agent Wolfump