SHIELD Public Relations

Welcome to SHIELD, Public Relations Division. The agents in this division go by the name of Relic Febaon and Reatis Wolfump. It is delightful to meet you. Tracking 'shieldpublicrelations', 'ReatisWolfump' and 'RelicFebaon' Please read the 'About Us' before rping. M!A : None

[americankeet-blog]

Kiss my muse and see how they react.

[ofmagicandice]

[w0odennails-deactivated20210809]

This is my dog, Lily. My sister and I bought her, without my dads permission and brought her home as a puppy about a year ago. My dad hates her, but me & my 2 sisters love her to death. This dog helps me cope with my depression and shes always great company to my sisters and I. My dad describes her as “tolerable." Today, after having this dog for over a year, my dad is saying she needs to go, while he is angry at us for bringing her home, she has become part of the family and we can’t get rid of her, it’s too painful. After begging my dad for a while, he was still stuck on getting rid of her. I mentioned tumblr as a final option, and surprisingly he agreed to it. If I can get 200,000 notes by the end of July, we can keep her. He thinks it’s impossible, but I have faith. I’ve seen tumblr do it before. Please guys help me, I love this dog more than myself. Please oh please :c 

[leavingso-bassoon]

ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS BETTER REBLOG THIS

[vajeepersweeper]

so i found these in my friend’s freezer while having a sleepover and became extremely scared. when i went to confront her about it she looked me dead in the eye and whispered,

“ice ice baby”

[pantheraj]

An amateur. She’d figured as much. A disgruntled businessman, possibly a recreational shooter, but a professional? No. And as for exactly what SHIELD had done to set off his anger and this attack … well, she didn’t much care. Human beings shafted each other all the time.

She took another step, and the man’s head twitched. “Stop!"

Finally! For a second there she’d thought he was actually going to let her get behind him. He probably hoped to sound more commanding than he did, gun hand jerking as he struggled between watching Relic and looking over his shoulder for her. “Get back over there!"

Thera stopped, turning to stand square, her own voice derisive. “No."

Oh, the power of that word. "Listen, bitch!" A snarl, as he spun toward her - and several things happened almost at once. A gust of air hit his eyes like a lash; as he recoiled, blinded, she sidestepped out of line of the gun and in. One arm swept his gun hand aside, and a knee lifted into his groin.

[shieldpublicrelations-blog]

Relic winced in sympathy and crossed his legs as the man crashed to the ground in agony.  "Ow. I think 'm feelin' the pain for the guy 'ere. My little brother's shrinkin' in fear. Ow." Without the threat of the gun being aimed at him, Relic reached for one of the drawers in the desk, took some rope out and stood up. He crossed over to the groaning man and set about binding him. "Thanks for ya help," Relic said, picking up the guy from the man and putting it aside. "Couldn't 'ave done it without ya." 

[shieldpublicrelations-blog]

6 and 17 (both)

6: What is your opinion of Canada?IC:Relic: “Was sent there on a mission once, interestin’ place. Wouldn’t mind goin’ there ‘gain."Reatis: “Canada is a… pleasant place. I had to interact with teh native for a SHIELD mission before. Most pleasant." OOC: Maple Syrup. Gay Marriage. JKJK.I don’t actually know, since I haven’t been to Canada before. But I guess it’s a nice place? 

17: What is your favorite type of pie?Relic: “Chocolate! And apple, and pineapple, chicken, Shepard. Just basically everythin’ sweet. Love ‘em."Reatis: “Coffee. And many more. Just as long it is not overly sweet, or has too much of a strong taste." 

[skylie-wilde]

[antipathetically-yours-deactiva]

I WAS WONDERING WHO THE MAN IN THE FLANNEL IS

IT’S THE GUY THAT KILLED BAMBI’S MOM

FUCK THAT GUY

[phoonty-deactivated20140820]

HES THE MOST EVIL ONE THERE

HES THE ONLY ONE THAT ACTUALLY EVER KILLED ANYONE

[braixen]

Does NOBODY NOTICE SCAR IN THE BACKGROUND?

[poyzn]

[darthstitch]

REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE NOT STEPHEN COLBERT ON TUMBLR

So basically I stumble on this GLORIOUS POST

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[littletexts]

[pantheraj]

"Hi." Thera waved absently, her eyes on the man with the gun. “Well," She tilted her head, frowning slightly as if in sympathy, “that really sucks. I mean, I can certainly understand your anger. Bad business practices are never a problem until some arsehole spills the beans."

Her voice was even, almost sympathetic, and as she spoke she stepped casually to one side, taking herself out of his direct line of sight. If he wanted to keep her in view, he’d have to turn his attention - and hopefully his gun - away from Relic.

And then …

Well.

[shieldpublicrelations-blog]

Relic looked towards Thera as she walked towards the side, with luck, the man would notice what she was doing and bring his attention towards her. Hopefully he wasn't trigger happy.  "Totally agreein' with ya here. Listen ta the very nice lady, 'nd put the gun down. Wasn't as if I'd any prob with ya, blame da boss." The man growled, "my company's operations did nothing to harm you guys! Why were we targeted?" Relic tilted his head slightly to the side and internally cursed SHIELD policies, the man's opponents had provided SHIELD with information and other benefits before, and the company had asked in return for SHIELD to uncover potentially damaging evidence of the man's company. 

[doctorkiebeth-deactivated201606]

Let's play a game. Submit to me a song/music video and I will write a headcanon about my character inspired by it.

[shieldpublicrelations-blog]

COOL QUESTIONS FOR COOL PEOPLE

1: If you were of the opposite gender, what name would you want to have?

2: If you could witness any historical event in person, which one would it be and why?

3: What kind of sandwich best describes your personality?

4: If your crush or significant other were to turn in to a ferret, what would you do? Would you still like/love them?

5: If you became dictator of your country, and you can enact one law that could not be repealed once you are forcibly removed from office, what would that law be?

6: What is your opinion of Canada?

7: What is your spirit animal?

8: If you could change your skin color to anything outside of the natural palette of skin colors, what color would you choose?

9: What was the last movie you chose not to watch?

10: If you were a farmer, what would you grow?

11: What do you miss the most?

12: What is your favorite sequel film?

13: Rural area, small town, suburb, or big city?

14: What's your favorite branch of the military?

15: What year of school was best for you?

16: What is your favorite month, excluding whichever month contains your birthday?

17: What is your favorite type of pie?

18: Do you enjoy being single?

19: Do you prefer rivers, lakes, or oceans?

20: If you had to have one feature on your body changed to a canine version of said feature, what would you choose?

21: What is your favorite font?

22: What is the highest number of cats you can imagine yourself owning?

23: What was your last date like?

24: Who are you?

25: What is your least favorite illicit substance?

26: What is your opinion on 80's music?

27: If you could add something to the high school curriculum, what would you add?

28: What is your favorite album artwork?

29: What is your favorite non-social networking website?

30: What is your favorite boy band?

31: What is your least favorite casual dining establishment?

32: You are allowed one beverage and one candy for the rest of your life. What would you choose?

33: If you had to be stranded somewhere on Earth, miles from civilization, what biome would you choose and why?

34: What is your preferred projectile?

35: You have inherited a nightclub in a major city. What modifications would you make to it?

36: What have you done recently to dismantle the patriarchy?

37: What song did you most recently get tired of due to its overplaying?

38: What is your favorite piece of clothing?

39: What was the most awkward moment of your romantic history?

40: What brought you to Tumblr?

41: What product or service do you find ridiculously overpriced?

42: Why did you send the last anonymous Tumblr message you sent?

43: Who is your favorite one-hit wonder of the last twenty years?

44: How many people, outside of your immediate family, do you know the birthdays of by heart?

45: What is your favorite speech?

46: What is your least favorite song from your favorite musical?

47: How do you feel about dating exes?

48: What is your favorite vegetable?

49: Who is your favorite fictional villain?

50: What is your favorite police procedural?

[emboars]

bonus round: explain why it would fit them best!

[askboxmemes]

My muse is dead. Tell me how yours is dealing with it.

[youfallinflames-archive]

[grumblygardensarchive]

✉ Text Messages ✉

∞ - For an altered state of mind text. (Drunk, drugged.) # - For an angry text. ♦ - For a rushed text. x - For a secret text. ♥ - For a regular text. * - For an early morning text.

[shieldpublicrelations-blog]

"Eh, both?" Relic looked towards Thera and gave a little wave with his fingers, "heya." "These bastards went to the media stating that what my company did was bad, and what our opponents did was good. My business plummeted because of that!" Growled the man with the gun in his hand, seemingly very affected by Relic's nonchalance. 

[shieldpublicrelations-blog]

OPEN RP

[thelondon-werewolf]

"Smart puppy, you are." Lupin smirked a bit, and had to nod in approval. “Old haunts are usually the best. No familiar military faces to worry about. Just the ones you grew up with." She winked a bit and chuckled.

[shieldpublicrelations-blog]

"Grew up 'round 'ere. My old haunts ain't that old at all. All 'e military people I know mostly from SHIELD," Relic shrugged, "Rea's from 'round 'ere too, we 'ave same hunts."