Apr 2, 2016
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I know how passionate you all are about Imperial Beards, but I am sorry to say it was all a joke (Did we really fool anyone?) Hope you all had a happy April Fools Day!!
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swrebels again!
I know how passionate you all are about Imperial Beards, but I am sorry to say it was all a joke (Did we really fool anyone?) Hope you all had a happy April Fools Day!!
During his time in the outer rim Darth Vader decided to grow out a masterfully manly mustachio in order to help blend in with the wild west atmosphere of the outer rim.
Fun Fact: Darth Vader got accused of robbing the Banking Clans six times because of this mustache.
Cumberlayne Aresko once grew out a villainously vile van dyke beard. We.. we can’t actually defend this atrocity.
Fun Fact: The Grand Inquisitor told him that it would look cool. To this day no one knows if The Grand Inquisitor was messing with him or not.
Ever wonder why Grand Moff Tarkin is always so grumpy? It’s because he remembers that days before his fantastically fluffy fuzz was stolen by the wizard Dumbledore.
Fun Fact: When Tarkin was a young man he had his first beard stolen by Gandalf the Grey!
Who could forget our glorious Emperors old beneficent bush of a beard? Such a shame that he decided to shave it after the Santa Clause Incident.
Fun Fact: The Emperor lost his abilities to deliver presents to the children of the galaxy after he shaved his beard
Gaze upon the bombastically beautiful beard! Trooper B3A-RD0 is widely known for having the best beard out of any Storm Trooper in the history of the Empire. Some say that even the Emperor himself has recognized the magnificence that is B3A-RD0′s beard!
Fun Fact:Bearded Storm Troopers wear an orange shoulder pad in order to let people know that they rad beards!
I’m sure that many of you remember the late Miles Grint. He had the most fantastically full facial hair on Lothal! Rumor had it that Governor Arihnda Pryce actually left the planet out of fear that his bead would inspire mutiny. Grint shaved his beard in an attempt to get Governor Pryce to return to Lothal.
Fun Fact: In a recent survey 9 out of 10 Lothal citizens said they missed Grint’s beard more than the man himself!
Admiral Brom Titus once sported one of the most powerful beards in the galaxy. Rumor had it that he could power an entire star Star Destroyer with nothing but his magnificently majestic mane of a beard. Sadly he lost his beard in a fight with the legendary bounty hunter Bobba Fett.
Fun Fact: All Imperial Star Destroyers can run on beard power in an emergency!