Mum: and we'll go out and have some food
Granddad: you will meet a nice boy and I'll introduce him to you and you'd get married
Dad: more likely for her to find a girl
Me: ...
Dad: like a girlfriend
Granddad: and what's wrong with that?
Dad: nothing's wrong with it, it's just not right. I mean, I don't want to see 2 guys kissing in public!
Nan: well then why can hetero couples kiss on TV? It's not fair to people who aren't straight! Not everyone wants to see that!
Dad: tough, that's how it is and always has been
Me: *leans in to my mum and whispers* this is why I haven't told him















