#dad tag

[lungthief]

terror enjoyers i want to make you aware of my father

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

white boy where is your autism diagnosis

[daytrippergilmour]

MY DAD *listening to Kashmir*: Robert went to Kashmir in June? Like for pride month?

[riverphoenixsgothwife]

my dad sure likes some boring movies but whiny evil joaquin phoenix with eyeshadow and bangs is really something. i very much am a simple woman. emperor commodus i'll give you an heir

[thetruequeenoftheabyss]

HELP MY DAD WIN FACE OF HALLOWEEN

💀👻🎃😈

It’s up to you to decide their fate... Help decide who will haunt the pages of Rue Morgue Magazine, claim $13,000, and meet horror legends J

I Grew Up On Horror Movies. Our House Is The House People Return To Every Year Just To See The Decorations.

[roboute-guilliman]

So Lord Guilliman, how are you currently feeling about the Corpse- I mean about the Emperor (beloved by all)? Have you had a chance to meet him yet?

I have not yet had the chance to enter the throne room and hold an audience with my father. But I am due to do so soon. As I am aware that my assessment of the situation surrounding my father may affect the way the Imperium must be handled, I assure you it is an utmost priority.

[itspileofgoodthings]

my dad: wearing a denim shirt

my dad: you’re supposed to wear it untucked but I just can’t bring myself to

[radarsteddybear]

My dad: “Hastings isn’t stupid, he’s just a regular guy, probably of above-average intelligence, who doesn’t happen to have that certain—“

Poirot:

“Hastings 😌 my dear old imbecile 😌”