the logline for the reboot makes me nervous, goliath being the only gargoyle mentioned by name
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the logline for the reboot makes me nervous, goliath being the only gargoyle mentioned by name
fuck it. picrews of the re-boot crew
ok fuck it. here’s what re-boot is abt
is it basically just a high school au? yes. is it actually more than that because its a riverdale au? also yes.
Dan=Archie, Meg=Betty, Herbert=Jughead (obv), but only VAGUELY
the “Veronica” role is filled by a version of The Bride (who is really not like Veronica at all). She’s very much an OC and only like the Bride in that she was Created. Her name is Victoria and she’s Herbert’s “twin” “sister”
EVERYTHING is a horror reference (especially focused on 80s horror and slashers, but not Exclusively). Dan and Meg live on Haddon Lane, Herbert and Victoria live on Elm Street (in the last house on the left). Dan’s parents names are Sally and Jason. Herbert and Victoria’s mom is named Laurie. You get the gist
Herbert and Victoria’s mom is a lesbian mad scientist. Because of course she is. Herbert was adopted and Victoria was Created. The basic hand wavey impossible science of Victoria is that she gets “updated” on her birthday every year so she appears to be “getting older”. No it doesn’t make any sense who gives a shit
Herb and Vicky are the new kids in town (both kind of taking on the Veronica role in s1 in that sense)
Oh Carl Hill is the gross principal at Miskatonic High and that’s probably the Plot of “season 1″ bc I have to think of this as a show
Also it’s Contemporary with 80s aesthetics (like Riverdale’s Contemporary with 50s aesthetics but like. done better.)
Anyway I could literally talk abt this for hours I’m obsessed with it if u read this ur a real one
here is how re-boot is like riverdale: - unhinged - high school - very obvious References (re-boot’s references are entirely Horror focused) - cheesy
here is how re-boot is not like riverdale: - heterosexuality
listen is my re-animator reboot inspired by riverdale perhaps too niche and stupid to ever actually write? absolutely. is it also incredibly powerful and fun to think about? also absolutely
Hey Beetlejuice fans!
My friends and I are working on a project! It’s a little secretive at the moment, but that just makes it more sexy. Check it out @fakereboot !!
Whoops heres Atticus not knowin how to read, Cyrus on a normal day, Ferris gettin caught sayin she lives somebody, Aurora mad someone ate her food, Ten, Matthieu bein disgusting, and a rare smile from Teslan
Todd is baby
that is all