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#fowlique #then-illteachmyself-tofly #reconjockdarvityeah #clankityclank #malikhisdick #ceejsradx3 #knights-of-good #adventuresinemmaland #eatvegans #hoycoloy #imsomekindoffine

All right then, Miss Short. But if you ever need a queer awakening, I'm right here. Oh do tell me about this Academy experiment. Call me maybe? And I'll take up on the offer of troll-riding lessons with Mulch.

Ha, I'll bear that in mind Mudgirl. And the experiment was nothing much- just a night with a girl who was training for LEPtraffic. It was fine, but the fact of the matter is that the majority of girls tend to irritate me. I know that's a sweeping statement, but I can barely spend time in the same room as them, let alone be in a relationship with them.

#reconjockdarvityeah #artemis fowl #holly short

Hi, Holly. Love the new picture. Anyway, leave those men and elope with me. Let's let our hair flow in the wind as we ride through the glen while firing Neurino into the sunset. ;3;

Oh Mudgirl, what a picture you paint. Maybe we could get Mulch to teach us how to ride dwarfs, eh? Because I'm not happy with him having that talent while I do not. Pregnant or not, I''m riding a troll.

Though I'm not sure eloping would work, really. I'm pretty sure I'm as straight as straight can be. Although there's always room for experiment, right? Though, technically, I've already done that back at the Academy...

#reconjockdarvityeah #artemis fowl #holly short

KSGFKJAJSG OMFG I WAS EXCITED FOR YOU TO READ TLG BECAUSE OTP: I WAS A BROKEN BOY AND YOU FIXED ME, OTP: GRASS AND CITRUS, OTP: SHOULDERSEX (because all the shoulder touching i mean rly), OTP: FIERCE AND BEAUTIFUL, OTP: STAY BACK YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH. ALSO THIS SHIT IS HOLLY'S STORY AHJSDGDFHDKJASGD so many emotions did you notice that "best friend" was used only once in the book and it was directed at holly SOBBING

I LOVE THAT ARTEMIS IS SO SOCIALLY AWKWARD THE BEST WAYS HE CAN SHOW AFFECTION ARE TO TAP SOMEONE ON THE SHOULDER AND CALL THEM "FRIEND"

BUT HOLLY IS EXTRA SPECIAL SO SHE GETS TO BE "DEAR FRIEND" AND "BEST FRIEND" AND HE HAS TO TOUCH HER JUST ABOUT EVERY TIME HE SEES HER, AND THEN HE KISSES HER ON THE FOREHEAD, I DON'T EVEN THINK HE'S KISSED HIS OWN MOTHER OVER THE COURSE OF THIS WHOLE SERIES, JUST HOLLY

also that part where she tries to sedate him and says "Don't hate me forever, Arty. I couldn't bear it." GIRL THERE IS NO WAY HE COULD EVER HATE YOU, HE'S HARDLY EVER BEEN MAD AT YOU, HE ONLY HATES HIMSELF WHEN HE'S AFRAID HE'S DONE SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU HATE HIM

#reconjockdarvityeah #artemis fowl #i'm glad i have someone to wail about my adolescent mastermind/reconnaissance elf feelings with

oh god that gif is literally me. i was subconsciously shipping them in opal deception and lost colony THEN BAM TIME PARADOX i was not expecting these feels ok

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS because first they're enemies, then frenemies, then friends, then good friends, and then Time Paradox comes around and they have to strip down to their underwear and hold hands and go back in time and get their hormones all screwed up and she kisses him and starts calling him Arty and he guilts over lying to her like he's never guilted before and looks at her and thinks If only

IF ONLY INDEED

#reconjockdarvityeah #artemis fowl

OH MY GOD PLEASE SHIP ARTEMIS AND HOLLY MORE THAN ANYTHING. I LOVE YOU.

IT'S MY SHIP OF THE SUMMER

SHIP OF THE YEAR

SHIP OF MY LIFE

and I always thought those two were sweet together but something about this time around reading these books is just giving me so many feelings, please enjoy this accurate gif depiction of my experience with the Artemis Fowl books

#reconjockdarvityeah #artemis fowl #excuse me while i go make playlists