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London by anya.g.rowe
true friendship
fun things that tend to get lost in dracula adaptations:
dracula throwing jonathans mirror out the window & leaving; jonathans reaction being essentially “god dammit how am i gonna shave now”
draculas shitty straw hat that he wears during his frantic daytime errands
jonathan trying to whack dracula with a shovel
general respect for lucy & mina
“we should have pity for dracula” “yeah have pity for him when i slam dunk him into hell” “JONATHAN”
quincey quietly stepping out during van helsings long boring vampire lecture & waking everyone up by shooting the fucking window in bc he saw a bat
quincey in general like why would you make the conscious decision to not have a cowboy in your vampire movie
jonathan almost dying bc he ate some spicy chicken
never let anyone tell u how many commas can go in a sentence, u measure that shit with ur heart
Bronze Optician Advertisement Lamp, circa 1920
You must let what happens happen. Everything must be equal in your eyes, good and evil, beautiful and ugly, foolish and wise, just as it is in the eyes of the Childlike Empress. You may only search and inquire, never judge. Always remember that, Atreyu!
The Neverending Story (1984), dir Wolfgang Petersen
Mom’s prized yard sale find of a little while back, a corn bank with no exit for the money. It has to be smashed to access the coins inside.
“ there’s an art to life’s distractions; to somehow escape the burning weight – the art of scraping through ”
[Art of Hozier singing and playing guitar, perhaps on stage at a concert. ]
Three vampire brothers decide to hold a competition to see which one of them is the most powerful.
The first brother is the strongest.
“Watch this,” he says, and takes off at nearly 100 miles per hour. Two minutes later, he returns, his mouth covered in blood.
“What happened?!” his brothers exclaimed.
“You see that mansion over there?”
“Yeah?”
“Well, I went over there and sucked each and every last family member dry. They are all dead.”
“Wow!” his brothers say. “As expected, for you are the strongest.”
The second brother to go is the oldest.
“Watch and learn, boys,” he says, and takes off even quicker, at 150 miles per hour.
Five minutes later, he returns, both his mouth and his neck covered in blood.
“What happened?!” His brothers exclaimed.
“You see that village over there?”
“Yeah?” They said.
“Well I went over there and killed every last person in the entire village. There is not one left alive.”
“Wow!” his brothers say in awe. “As expected, for you are the oldest and have the most experience.”
The third brother is the fastest. Not to be outdone, he says “Watch this, and don’t blink or you might miss it.”
He flies off, faster than the rest of them, going at least 200mph.
In only ten seconds, he returns. His entire mouth, nose, and neck are covered in so much blood, it stains the front of his shirt.
“What happened?!” his brothers exclaimed.
“You see that giant tree over there?”
“…Yeah?”
“Well I sure fuckin’ didn’t.”
I did a thing
Chris Makes Breakfast Sandwiches | From the Test Kitchen
thanks dad :)
The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
That is the best moon-related conspiracy theory I've EVER heard.
maybe the real moon landing was the husbands we found along the way