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[mickmundane]

Spotted in the wild

Inspired by this

VOTE THE COURIER (guy on the right) IN THE TF2 OC CONTEST!

[meetthejackofalltrades]

🚀 - You have to put them in any game other than TF2. what game do you put them in? :3

[Celeste! Many themes in common.]

[mickmundane]

Introducing a Class for the Multi-Classer - The Jack of All Trades

You know him, you love him--it's everybody's favorite everyman, the one-of-a-kind Wolfgang Stahl! This Jack of All Trades hails from the great state of Arizona, but don't get it twisted--he's no Phonecian. A veteran of war and a helping hand, this middle-aged man has climbed mountains great and small for work, and it seemed to him like TFI would be the next best place to be! At least, that's one half of the story.

Was his life stolen from him, or did a twisted reflection follow him down from that lonely mountain peak? What happens to the parts of yourself that you ignore, run from, and leave behind? The anger and grief that you sowed--not for the world, but for yourself--will come back to haunt you, face-to-face. It's only a matter of time. Keep your chin up, Stahl. We'll look out for each other.

[mickmundane]

Welcome to Wet Dog Wolfgang Wednesday

Where Wolfgang, the Jack of All Trades, gets doused with something or another and has to grin and bear it because that's what he's best at!

This week's Wet Dog Wolfgang is doused with: Water!

What should Wolfie (or the BLU one, whoever that is) be doused with next? Blood, honey, oil—you name it! You might be surprised what you get >:]

Our brave TF2 OC Contestants are capable of and willing to do anything to make YOU, dear voter, satisfied! Toss 'im a vote this round for his trouble, won't you?

[mickmundane]

I know it’s only Monday as I’m writing this, but:

Douse Wolfgang in caramel sauce!

Welcome to Wet Dog Wolfgang Wednesday

This week's Wet Dog Wolfgang is drizzled with: Caramel!

See him here today with his darling Belgian Draft horse Rose Anne (not included in gameplay), in his "Arizona Lovers" cosmetic set (caramel not included)!

Meant to recognize not only Valentine's Day, but the birthday of Wolfie's home state of Arizona, AND coincidentally his creation day back in '23 (not his birthday), all of which fell on February 14th!

Ain't he a (literal) sweetheart? Celebrate the occasion by VOTING FOR HIM NOW in the TF2 OC Contest!

Coming up next week: Honey covered, Soldier-style

Keep the Wet Dog Wolfgang Wednesday requests coming!

[mickmundane]

Do the Damn Dishes

Inspired by this. masterpiece

Comic featuring my Jack of All Trades, Wolfie

@gordonfreemanreal's Charger, Alwyne

and @queensqueercourt's Intern, Simcha

having a friendly exchange about getting the dishes done on time when it's their turn :)

The Intern and the Jack of All Trades are both in the #TF2OCContest by the way!! Make sure you vote for them when round 3 rolls in >:]

Transcript under the cut:

Panel 1:

Alwyne sits at a piano, playing and singing along with Simcha, who stands beside it. The song is about doing the dishes.

"Yo my name is rad

Dishes stinky bad (Disgusting)

Blue soap, dawn, save the duck

Hands cracked (Cracked)

Your roomie wack (Gottem)

Hungry? Get a snack

You're just mad

Cause you're bad

Nicky, ricky, dicky, dad"

Panel 2:

Wolfie stands with his arms crossed, somewhat annoyed but fighting back a smirk.

"Right.

While this is a great show of teamwork, I think your energy would be better spent simply gettin' the damn dishes done.

It's been a week.

Just do it."

Panel 3:

Alwyne returns a shit-eating grin to Wolfie.

"C'mon! Look at it this way - we're on strike. You wouldn't wanna be a scab, would ya, Cap?"

Panel 4:

Wolfie's face locks into a firm frown, then he leans forward, face contorting into a chimplike expression with his eyes wide and teeth bare in a grin. He's on his last nerve and will not play the labor rights game (because he will win).

"Get it done."

Panel 5:

Alwyne raises his hands up defensively, eyes big and wet in fear and sadness. Like a weird lost dog. Simcha grips his shoulders, whispering frantically to him:

"Alwyne we need to go"

[mickmundane]

A reprieve <3 late night date night

[mickmundane]

My only real contribution (so far?) to my friend @msmoon-and-the-cyberdemon 's #Tf2occontest2024 whiteboard let's goooo