Alright team, here's a recap: This is a contest to determine who amongst you will take the top of the leaderboards and be hired at TFI! Simply put, whoever gets the most votes gets to move on, and whoever doesn't... Well. They'll be put down swiftly and cleanly. :}
So, mann your stations, because here are your next contestants! Vote for your favorite mercenary who you want to win the TF2 OC Contest! - P
WHO SHOULD TFI HIRE?
The Secretary
The Interns
Voting ended onNov 16, 2025
OC INFO UNDER THE CUT!
We highly encourage you to take a peek to make your decision!
The Secretary
@queddadraw
Image credit: @/queddadraw
A short, seemingly ditzy character. She handles day to day admin for The Administrator, anything the teams need she can handle. Being that she handles most things that means she has access to most everyone's information and uses it to her advantage whenever she can. If you have a secret, and you think its secret, no you don't <3
The Interns
@queensqueercourt
Image credit: @/queensqueercourt
YOU KNOW THEM! YOU LOVE THEM!! The ever so fashionable intern makes a stance once again! paired with a improv pen shiv, stapler gun and rifle, they're ready to hit the battlefield with something never seen before!
These teens accidentally stumbled on the battlefield during their job orientation, and as a reward for surviving the battle unscathed they got a brand new responsibility: fighting in the field alongside the mercs! Simcha is a fun good-hearted rapscallion from Denver, and Tirzah is rebellious punk from New York City! help them win and who knows! maybe they'll get a paycheck for this!
Just after all the non-stop hate, pain, traumatization, re-traumatization, and just everything we have been seeing I think we need some Simcha right now.
So in that vein I want to share this because it fills me Simcha and pure Jewish joy:
having a friendly exchange about getting the dishes done on time when it's their turn :)
The Intern and the Jack of All Trades are both in the #TF2OCContest by the way!! Make sure you vote for them when round 3 rolls in >:]
Transcript under the cut:
Panel 1:
Alwyne sits at a piano, playing and singing along with Simcha, who stands beside it. The song is about doing the dishes.
"Yo my name is rad
Dishes stinky bad (Disgusting)
Blue soap, dawn, save the duck
Hands cracked (Cracked)
Your roomie wack (Gottem)
Hungry? Get a snack
You're just mad
Cause you're bad
Nicky, ricky, dicky, dad"
Panel 2:
Wolfie stands with his arms crossed, somewhat annoyed but fighting back a smirk.
"Right.
While this is a great show of teamwork, I think your energy would be better spent simply gettin' the damn dishes done.
It's been a week.
Just do it."
Panel 3:
Alwyne returns a shit-eating grin to Wolfie.
"C'mon! Look at it this way - we're on strike. You wouldn't wanna be a scab, would ya, Cap?"
Panel 4:
Wolfie's face locks into a firm frown, then he leans forward, face contorting into a chimplike expression with his eyes wide and teeth bare in a grin. He's on his last nerve and will not play the labor rights game (because he will win).
"Get it done."
Panel 5:
Alwyne raises his hands up defensively, eyes big and wet in fear and sadness. Like a weird lost dog. Simcha grips his shoulders, whispering frantically to him:
