#the intern

[dumbass-entity-of-darkness]

The Croaker and The Intern

[sugarloafclassiques]

NEW DAHSCON, NEW MASCOT!

INTRODUCING THE TRUE FACE OF DASHCON: THE INTERN

[fruit-sy]

2026 with the doctors! <33

[herosplatling-replica]

you always were his favorite.

[melon-official]

intern catching cole please i think about that moment so much

ive been saving this ask for when i had a halfway decent intern design and well. i do now

they joke about it after

[tf2occontest]

The Secretary VS The Interns

(Full matchup list here)

Alright team, here's a recap: This is a contest to determine who amongst you will take the top of the leaderboards and be hired at TFI! Simply put, whoever gets the most votes gets to move on, and whoever doesn't... Well. They'll be put down swiftly and cleanly. :}

So, mann your stations, because here are your next contestants! Vote for your favorite mercenary who you want to win the TF2 OC Contest! - P

WHO SHOULD TFI HIRE?

The Secretary

The Interns

Voting ended onNov 16, 2025

OC INFO UNDER THE CUT!

We highly encourage you to take a peek to make your decision!

The Secretary

@queddadraw

Image credit: @/queddadraw

A short, seemingly ditzy character. She handles day to day admin for The Administrator, anything the teams need she can handle. Being that she handles most things that means she has access to most everyone's information and uses it to her advantage whenever she can. If you have a secret, and you think its secret, no you don't <3

The Interns

@queensqueercourt

Image credit: @/queensqueercourt

YOU KNOW THEM! YOU LOVE THEM!! The ever so fashionable intern makes a stance once again! paired with a improv pen shiv, stapler gun and rifle, they're ready to hit the battlefield with something never seen before!

These teens accidentally stumbled on the battlefield during their job orientation, and as a reward for surviving the battle unscathed they got a brand new responsibility: fighting in the field alongside the mercs! Simcha is a fun good-hearted rapscallion from Denver, and Tirzah is rebellious punk from New York City! help them win and who knows! maybe they'll get a paycheck for this!

[ask-the-dashclowns]

This is what yOu get fOr nOt lOOKing bOth ways!

I'm the clOwn!TOrOntO law, baby!

-EK