#red queue

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Batman: So you’re a thief?

Catwoman: I like to call myself a specialist in complicated acquisitions.

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Terry: You’re gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late.

Matt: Joke’s on you, I’m gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what.

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Red Hood: (about Batman) I don’t like that guy.

Red Hood: Do I have reasons? Yeah.

Red Hood: Good reasons? Yeah

Red Hood: How many reasons do I need? None, I don’t even like the guy.

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Bruce: You three, expain.

Matt: It was Terry.

Dana: It was Terry.

Max: It was Terry.

Terry: ...dammit.

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Terry: You need healthy food and sleep to live.

Matt: Okay... that sounds fake, but okay.

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Terry: Dana’s on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off all my shirts.

Max: Why?

Terry: She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control.

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Curare: People are always asking me how I pronounce my name. “Is it Cu-rare or Cu-rah-ray?” I always tell them the same thing: how dare you speak to me.

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Terry: Need some sleep, Matt?

Matt: Um, no?

Terry: You have bags under your eyes.

Matt: It’s a look I’m going for.