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[biblicallyaccuratekenny]

SOUTH PARK TOBER- The Girls

Everyone's sewing needs some work... Especially you Kenny...

[red-becca]

Soo~ Hi. I am posting something just before the year ends. And that's because well... I, hopefully, want to get around to writing for Revin again. My New Year's resolution is that I get back into that groove of writing. I already have so many WIPs but it would be nice if one of you guys were to guide me along what I should write first getting back into the horse.

So~ If you have any Revin stories you wish to see, please let me know and I will hopefully get to it. : )

[marjorinechaos]

I haven't seen any of the newer episodes since the Sora one, but I'm often half absentminded while filtering water at work, so here's my (very rough) concept of one of my favorite controversies, parodied as if it were a newer episode. (This one is more centered on the girls, because I'm nothing if not a feminist/hj)

A handful of Girl Scouts have a booth set up outside of Walmart selling cookies. Among them, Red looks visibly disinterested. Her tune switches to super cheerful when a customer walks by, but between guests, she bitches to another Girl Scout that they're all getting equal credit from the booth, but some of the girls are just standing there or going on their phones. The other girl sympathetically tells her it sucks, but they've got to work towards the Build a Bear 200 box goal somehow.

Red then gets the idea that she could very easily undercut the competition by making and selling cookies at school herself. She explains this from the frame of a TikTok small business introduction video, then goes on to introduce Reddy Set: where you can order a base cookie flavor (chocolate, vanilla, shortbread, lemon), choose two mix in ingredients/toppings, and get six cookies brought to you in a cute bag for, about $12.

This is definitely a little pricier, but she actually gets a shout out in the student news from P.C. Principal for starting a small woman owned business and using higher quality ingredients. (Jesus buys a bag, mostly just to be nice and support her, and then uses Jesus skills to make that one bag produce enough cookies for the whole faculty lounge. Jesus does not make a lot of money). It garners enough attention that Heidi comes by and orders chocolate cookies with caramel and coconut.

Then, well. While she dated Cartman, she'd eaten tons of sweet and junky food. She knows what she tastes as soon as she bites into it.

Red managed to get a slightly different form of normal Girl Scout cookies that come in premade dough balls and are meant to be baked in a store. She very clearly just took Samoa dough and tossed in some fillers to make it look homemade and spread out her product.

Heidi expresses this to Red quietly; Red quickly tries to gaslight her by quipping something along the lines of that she must have eaten too many junky store bought cookies and ruined her taste buds. Heidi looks at her firmly and reiterates that she knows what she had, and unless Red has managed to perfectly reengineer them, sodium benzoate and all, she's netting easily at least a dollar per cookie.

Red asks her what she wants. Heidi says she wants a cut, and she'll make it worth the while.

Reddy Set cookies are now $15 for six; Heidi films lots of cute influencer videos showcasing new flavor combos she and Red made, gushes about the amount of mix ins the customer gets in each cookie (to stretch the product yet more), and the girls cite rising ingredient cost for the reason the cookies cost more. (Heidi is now getting about $3 in "advertising" and 20 percent of the profits in hush money. We stan a queen).

Wendy, meanwhile, sees these and makes joking videos with Bebe with jewelry (friendship bracelets and charms) they're making where they pretend they're selling them for even more ridiculous prices because the twine was spun off of Peruvian alpacas, and the unique color combo that is pink and purple is just so avant garde they have to factor that in. These obviously satirical videos start to go viral.

Such and so forth, people start to actually want to buy the bracelets from Wendy and Bebe. The girls offer them at reasonable prices for a little bit, and then realize business spikes when they do mystery scoops and make little videos of them opening the bubbles, packing the order, and making the bracelets. Now, for $15, you can get three bracelets, two charms, and a mystery item from Beads & Berets, all with a video of them packing it while gossiping about the tea. They also tease that one of their mystery items is a Reddy Set cookie.

Business for Reddy Set takes a nosedive, because almost everyone tries to get the sampler from Beads & Berets. Red heavily considers trying to cancel them online or spread rumors about their product, but the idea makes Heidi sick to her stomach; instead, she makes videos about how great it is that people are choosing a better-quality product that supports a local business instead of some inethically-sourced cheaper alternatives (all while stressing that Reddy Set cookies are a treat to be enjoyed periodically, and she prefers buying a six-pack once in a while to feel good about herself instead of a cheaper goodie that directly contributes to landfill waste and supports big megacorporations.) It's almost like every Reddy Set cookie gives you a little boost of morality! That's ethical consumption, babe!

Jesus makes a brief, curt announcement that unlicensed selling on school grounds or bullying other students is frowned upon; Heidi makes a TikTok zooming in on the plate of Reddy Set cookies in the staff room and Jesus with his arms out to "Pop Like This".

Grown adults start contacting the school or trying to skim Heidi's account trying to order Reddy Set cookies like indulgences. The girls start saying something like "Every cookie makes you better!" P.C. Principle starts soliciting his old frat bros to support Red and Heidi's business

Jesus very firmly writes a full list of reasons this is all a bad idea and sticks it to the school doors. P.C. accidentally tears it down rushing his frat brothers in to order and tip Red and Heidi.

Marjorine, ever to hop on the trends, finally gets her cookies (she ordered them six weeks ago when they were still $15; they're like $25 now) and splits one with Kenny.

Kenny muffles "[$15 for cookies? They'd better be made of crack]". After some munching, he says they're pretty good, but not worth the price. Marjorine agrees, and quips they'd probably be better if they WERE made with crack; the cookie is like 70% pretzels & caramel chips, she feels like she got sold baby powder.

Red hears this, and reflexively starts beating the snot out of her.

Marjorine panics and offers to say they're good, all while Red is letting out some pent-up stress and yelling about ingredient and labor cost; Cartman has snagged one of Marjorine's other cookies and is eating it while egging on the fight.

Beads & Berets, of course, catches the whole thing on video and starts selling a custom "cookiegate" bracelet. Heidi sees her chance out and takes it making a video about how she had no idea Red was that type of person; Red takes Heidi down with the ship by posting their text agreements.

Beads & Berets finally shuts down after just saying they ran out of beads and embroidery thread and their moms won't buy more. Marjorine gets the last cookiegate charm bracelet on the house, and it instantly breaks on her wrist.

[tucker4tweek]

I'm trying some new stuff. Idk if I like it. I really need to play with more brushes tbh.

Anyway, here's Red drinking wine in her kitchen. Idk

[2muchdogs]

Red absolutely despises the boys. She hates them all and makes it extremely clear all the fucking time.

See my vision

i also have this hc

she thinks ther all fugly

[pineappleciders]

red and nichole as teens!!

[lylabroflovski]

I haven't posted in so long, oopsie. These have been up on tiktok for quite a while, but here are the lineups for South Park characters in MLP!! Check more detailed info about each character in the image description! And prepare for the onslaught of tags.

[zrckstarz]