OOO OOO OOO I know for a fact he spends FUCKING AAAAGES picking out the perfect aftershave, fussing over the options in the store "like a woman" but he'd NEVERRRR ADMIT IT NEEEVEEERRR never never never you'd have to claw that information from his cold dead fingers. But genuinely premurkoff he REALLY cares about being perceived positively so he wears the most delicious and manly mans woody or leathery type scented aftershave. He also definitely smells of cigarettes and tobacco, nicotine addict aah. Even after brushing his teeth his mouth will always taste smoky. Depending on the workday, he might smell of blood a bit, long day beating up "criminals" of course, and he allllways comes home musky and sweaty 🥴 sometimes he stinks of beer if he's visited the Elks Club. Envisioning him coming home late, drunk and giggling and smelling of tobacco and beer and sweaty man smell and pawing at your clothes, won't you play ball with him baby?