#redbelle

[kaya-kamiyoshi]

Kaya : *Screaming in French*

Chris : I know, I know.

Leon : You speak French ?

Chris : No. I just know the phrase, "this is all your fault, I didn't want to be here!" in every language Kaya speaks.

[xxx-kodee-xxx]

Love yourself and your body. It’s the only one you have.

[kaya-kamiyoshi]

Heisenberg : Why is he fighting all these people by himself ?

Kaya : To turn me on ?

Ethan : Because he's Chris Redfield he's like the go to soldier for Bioterrorism.

Heisenberg : Wait- That's the guy Miss Belle is sleeping with??

Kaya : Can't really blame me can you?

[kaya-kamiyoshi]

Jill : How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Claire blushing : I-

Chris, butting into the conversation : Kaya is perfect, thanks for asking.

[kaya-kamiyoshi]

Kaya : *Throwing a tantrum because she doesn't want to go on a mission.*

Chris : She's so pathetic.

Jill : ...

Chris : How could I not fuck her ?

Jill : Oh my god Chris ! Ew !

[kaya-kamiyoshi]

Kaya : Chris kissed me!

Claire : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Kaya : It was unbelievable!

Leon : Oh my god for real?!

Ethan : Okay, we wanna hear everything. Claire, get the wine, Leon unplug the phone. Kaya, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Leon : Do we need to kill him?

Kaya : Oh, don't worry about it ended very well...

Claire : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Leon : Okay, alright, let’s hear about this kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Kaya : Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it...

Claire : Oooohhhh, So, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hands on your back?

Kaya : First they started out on my face and then they slid up and then they were in my waist !

The three : Ohhhhhh!

*Meanwhile*

Chris : OH MY GO I KISSED KAYA!

Barry : Really?

Chris : Yes!

Jill : Finally.

[xxx-kodee-xxx]

It's just one of those cute feeling days.

[kaya-kamiyoshi]

Barry : Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Kaya.

Chris looking lovingly at Kaya working : I don’t have feelings for Kaya.

Barry :

Barry : Chris, you are nowhere near my fucking eyes.