#redcrux

[queen-of-hobgobblers]

*going through one of the worst experiences of my life* Maybe a new gay OTP will save me

[coolgirl]

noah fence but simon/jason is so good like imagine jason mentioning he’s dating a doctor now and bruce being like oh??? and going around all like “why can’t you be like your brother and find yourself a nice respectable doctor to date” everytime any of the meta s/o of the rest of the batkids do any shit and always asking jason to bring simon to the manor ( “i don’t even visit that much and you expect me to bring my boyfriend to this *motions to damian and duke fighting with swords* fucking place? you’re crazy”) and all that shit dads do

until one night during a fight when some fucking big green monster takes down like 10 people at once jason yells “thats my fucking boyfriend!!!!!!!”, and bruce is like I’m Sorry What and jason, completely deadpan says “oh yea, my doctor boyfriend? is also kind of an alien monster sometimes.”

[coolgirl]

simon, after spending two hours telling jason in extremely detail everything he learned about aliens in the past years: w-why are you looking at me like that

jason: god i love you so much

[coolgirl]

im gonna shut up about this pairing now but theres the jason lives au right? Well imagine jason meeting med student simon in college... and being completely enamoured with him the second simon started telling him about aliens and cryptids and that stuff.. [19 y/o jason voice] sorry Bruce can't patrol tonight because my new friend and i are going to visit a haunted house at midnight