AU Starkiller/Maris Brood arguing like
Maris, fighting like a feral beast, topless: You annoyingly handsome bastard, you ruined my favourite shirt!
Starkiller, with his lightsaber in a blade-lock: What shirt? You weren't wearing one in the first place.
Maris, stepping back to pick up her short tube top with shoulder straps: This is a shirt.
Starkiller, having no concept of fashion: How is that a shirt? It covers little more than a bra.
Maris, having heard it all before: Don't question it, darling, or I'll bite you.
Starkiller: Maybe I want you to.
Maris: What do you think will happen if I bite you?
Starkiller: I'll become a vampire just like you.
Maris, hysterically laughing: I'm not a vampire.
Starkiller: You have sharp fangs, red eyes, and you're moonlight pale.
Maris: Well, now, thanks to you, I'm a topless vampire.
Starkiller: it's not my fault.
Maris: Then why was my shirt cut off by lightsabers?
Starkiller: Because the distractingly sexy Zabrak kept twirling her tonfa lightsabers.
Maris, teasingly brushing up against him whilst purring like a cat: Awww, you think I'm sexy.
Starkiller, gently embracing her: Even a blind non Force-sensitive can see your graceful beauty, both internally and externally.
Maris, kisses him: As much as I love you, I'm still angry with you for trying to kill Shaak Ti.
Starkiller: I thought I made it up to you when I abandoned the dark side, and killed Emperor Palpatine.
Maris: How did killing him make it up to me?
Starkiller: Palpatine orchestrated the clone wars and galactic civil war, all but wiped out the Jedi with the clone troopers they fought beside for years, destroyed the Republic, traumatised the Jedi survivors, manipulated billions of people, created the Empire, and oppressed the galaxy for over two decades. And turned several of our fellow Jedi to the dark side, including Anakin Skywalker.
Maris: Good point. But you're not exactly a Jedi.
Starkiller: I rejected the dark side, took all of the Jedi trials, fought hundreds of dark side adepts, redeemed you when you fell to the dark side, and saved the galaxy from a Sith Master who ruled the galaxy as its Emperor.
Maris, fondly: Saviour, conqueror, hero, villain, Jedi, Sith. You are all these things, love.
Starkiller: But in the end, as the darkness takes me... I am nothing.