his eyesight probably fucking sucks
give that boy some glasses
jesus
and some lotion

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his eyesight probably fucking sucks
give that boy some glasses
jesus
and some lotion
Note for my spouse bc I am high: I think my phone is watching me in a really spooky way insofar as I am watching vanderpump villa, and I find stassi extremely compelling and aspirational despite the fact that she is/was #racist in an actually horrific way and deserved to be fucking fired, but has she genuinely changed, redemption, character growth, aware of the fact that you’re on reality tv and it’s absurd or do I just want her to have changed because she’s pretty? Stay with me. Her sister got divorced and a plotline on vpv is she’s the hostess? Or head of staff or some very thin conceit. So stassi is hosting her divorce party, and they were playing divorce party games in the hot tub and it was a really interesting and sex-positive thing to do on tv? And I thought the redhead sister getting divorced and making out with the staff was hot so I thought I’d open bellessa dot c o, and the first fucking result was “curvy brunette fucks redhead.” THE ALGORITHM IS FUCKING SPOOKY DUDE
Edit OH MY GOD THE BRUNETTE IS A SWITCH WHAT IS HAPPENING