"Put. The. Weapon. Down." / "Are you threatening me?"/"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"/"What happened to you?" Heh.
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
Excuse me little miss. When did you get the honor of telling me what to do? -Pfff, even if he did put his gun down he had plenty of other weapons hidden along his body.-
"Are you threatening me?"
Was I not clear enough in the slightest? I thought that threat was nice and loud. It was less of a threat and more of a promise, either way.
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
((In comes the improv))
He was currently stuffing his face with all the chocolates he was supposed to be sending out for all of the other countries and their various holidays. How could you blame him though? There was alcohol inside the chocolate!- I am not doing anything. You're imagining things. Have you been drinking again? You have serious alcohol problems, sweetheart. Maybe you should go to rehab for a while. I can set it up even!
"What happened to you?"
A lot of things, but I'm not crazy. I leave that up to you.













