#redlineredout

[ungarmax]

destroy the pizzaarchy

redlineredout: friendly reminder that eating a lot of pizza doesn't make you a pizza-slut and is a-ok, and that eating no pizza doesn't make you virtuous OR to be shamed

Rydia Highwind: lmao

Rydia Highwind: no you have to eat the EXACT RIGHT AMOUNT of pizza which is an amount that no one can actually determine

redlineredout: and that there's nothing wrong with liking certain kinds of pizza or not wanting to try pizza or deciding you were wrong about liking pizza when you thought that you liked it a lot before

redlineredout: me, i like buttsex

Rydia Highwind: i like pepperoni

[ficklepenguin]

gimme 27, 31, and 57!

27: Are you listening to music right now?

i am not!! i'm listening to senator wendy davis filibuster

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

sometimes, if it's cold or rainy or if i feel like it

57: Do you use chap stick?

yeah, if my lips are really really chapped

(ps mr damon we are supposed to rp did you lie to me)

[ungarmax]

Rydia Highwind: jesus christ i just realized

Rydia Highwind: your boyfriend? is actually the physical incarnation of horuss/rufioh

redlineredout: oh my god

redlineredout: rufiohtp

Rydia Highwind: his name is dante and he makes horse puns nonstop

redlineredout: he really is tho

redlineredout: oh my god

redlineredout: oh my GOD

redlineredout: HUSSIEEEEEEE

[ungarmax]

Rydia Highwind: oh my god this is what heaven is like

Rydia Highwind: heaven is good solkat quadrant vacillating xeno porn

[ungarmax]

presented without context

Rydia Highwind: erisolsprite eats egon spengler for breakfast

[ficklepenguin]

FUNNY B

AND

DRUNK PERSON

[ungarmax]

redlineredout replied to your post: Lady Knight characters I can think of off the top...

tamara pierce has two quartets about lady knights - the song of the lioness and the immortals. they follow the main characters from being pages to knighthood.

Yeah, I think the book that google found was by her?  They sound pretty cool. :o

solluxcoptier replied to your post: Lady Knight characters I can think of off the top...

Brienne of Tarth would please you greatly. Watch Game of Thrones just for her oh god i fuckin jrfhbsdnjern sWOONS ENDLESSLY

But that would involve watching Game of Thrones.  I don't think I could handle that, even for a badass lady knight. ._.

[ungarmax]

redlineredout replied to your photo: alas, poor horuss!  i knew him, kurloz.

a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy feast

half the reason I took the picture is because while i was putting on my makeup i was singing "they bore him barefaced on the bier; hey non nonny nonny, hey nonny; and in his grave rain'd many a tear"

if meulin is ophelia, though, that would make horuss like...laertes or something?  and kurloz would be hamlet?

no.