SO THERE'S SIX OF YOU NOW. I HAVE WATCHED IN VAIN FOR THE FOLLOWER COUNT TO DROP. FOR A SWITCH, A LIGHT, AN ENGINE TO TURN OVER IN YOUR THINK PANS THAT MIGHT SAY, "HEY! YOU KNOW WHAT'S TUBULAR, MY BRODOGG?" TO WHICH YOU WOULD ANSWER "MAYBE NOT FOLLOWING OR FURTHER PESTERING KARKAT OVER THE TEDIUM OF SOCIAL NETWORKING." BUT HERE WE ARE. DRAWING THE CURTAINS ON THE DAWNING OF A WHOLE NEW ACT OF RECONNECTING, EXIT, STAGE LEFT! ALLOW ME TO DRAW YOUR INATTENTIVE GANDER SPHERES TO THE "FOLLOW" SELECTION IN THE TOP CORNER OF MY BLOG. CLICK THAT. DO NOT "PASS GO". DO NOT "COLLECT TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS". AND ESPECIALLY, DO NOT REPLY WITH ANY INHERENT ALMALGAM OF ALPHEBETICAL VOMIT THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE AS "HI, KARKAT!" OR ANY RELATED RHETORIC NONSENSE. SMELL YA LATER!!
