BRUSQUE CRITICISM. @fvrte - Tumblr Blog

*i don't tell jokes.

ya’ll should follow my sans!!

#ooc;tbd

redlobstercult-deactivated20140

satan-herself

Me

fvrte

SHOO.

slampopetry

i love what youre doing with yourself keep it up

fvrte

I’M GLAD TO HAVE YOUR EARNEST APPROVAL, DAVE.

FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH, I’LL BE SURE TO WIPE MY ASS WITH IT.

#STILL LIFE.#MY ART.

slampopetry

weve never spoke but i appreciate tumblr user @fvrte gracing my dash with their brooding personality once again

fvrte

SHOO.

nayx-deactivated20200109

there are a lot of people who need to shut up. not me though

Happy new years Karkat

#BA HUMBUG.#Anonymous

theonion

#dshades #avaitors

HEY! HABITUAL REMINDER FROM YOUR GOOD PAL: IF YOU’RE A HUMAN, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T BE TELLING A TROLL WHAT DOES AND DOESN’T COUNT AS AN AUTHENTIC, INTRICATE TROLL™ ( I.E.: NOT HUMAN BY ANY ONE PERSON’S STANDARDS!) RELATIONSHIP.

WHY COULD THAT BE, KARKAT??

SIMPLE! BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THEM!! BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?? I’VE ONLY WRITTEN NEAR PHILOSPOHICAL HARANGUES OF A ROMANTIC LIGHT IN MY PRIME AND YOU STILL CAN’T SEEM TO DISCERN YOUR OWN PIQUANT SPHINCTER FROM YOUR ORDINARY HOLE IN THE GROUND.

bramblebound:

Your associated information pages are absolutely fascinating, if I may say so.

I’M AWARE THAT THE TANGENTS OF MY SOCIAL LIFE ARE LAUGH-WORTHY.

DON’T WORRY, I’M FUNDING A PITY PARTY FOR MY LACKLUSTER APTITUDE! PERHAPS YOU’D BE INTERESTED IN PERUSING MY CHOICE SELECTION OF BUMPER STICKERS AND GREETING CARDS?

FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH, IT MAKES DECENT PAPER TO WIPE YOUR ASS WITH.

mog4r:

WOULD YOU R34LLY 1NVOLV3 YOUR FUTUR3 S3LF W1TH TH1S SORT OF TH1NG THOUGH

TH4T S33MS 4S1N1N3 3V3N FOR YOU

FINE. FINE! YOU SUSSED ME.

IT WASN’T AS IF THE FARCE HADN’T ALREADY BEEN STRETCHED AND DRAGGED OVER LEAGUES OF CONCRETE AND BROKEN GLASS ANYWAY. HAVE WHAT YOU WILL WITH THAT SMALL VICTORY.

mog4r

fvrte replied to your post:

FOILED YET AGAIN.

YOU 4R3 NOT GOOD 4T LURK1NG

fvrte

OH NO SHIT, WHERE ARE YOU PULLING THIS BLATANT SLANDER FROM??

AS FAR AS YOUR ALL KNOWING THINKPAN CAN GATHER, THIS EXACT POST COULD BE QUEUED BY MY FUTURE SELF, PLACED INTO MOTION BY THE CLOCKWORK HANDS OF THE TIME CONTINUUM FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF SHITTING AROUND.

IT'S HAPPENED. IT GETS EVEN MORE HAPPENED AND PERPETUATES YET ANOTHER HAPPENING WITH EVERY BREATH OUR WHEEZESACS DRAG IN.