#reeisthinking

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reading smut isn’t enough i need eren to fuck my mouth in real life

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if the aot characters were real, who do you think you’d be able to bag on a good day, be honest, because for me, most likely connie (that’s my soulmate), reiner (potentially, after i give him my shoulder to cry on), pieck, hange, & annie (i’m just being hopeful bc she’s hot and i want to kiss her :))

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“i got a question for you. mass murderer son or thot daughter?”

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when me and a hot 6ft eren lookalike are about to hook up and then he sees my eren tattoo

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they always got her ass peeking around a corner 😭😭😭😭

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fuck capitalism but if they put a 10 part friends-to-enemies-to lovers college!eren fic with a witty reader and detailed smut in the metaverse i can’t make any promises

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i was gonna make a headcanon post about which aot men are boob guys or ass guys, but then i sat back n was like “that’s such a weird concept”. like a guy saying he’s a “boobs guy” or an “ass guy” like who gives a fuck??? no one goes around asking “are you a dick or balls girl?” am i making sense

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i wanna write nerd!armin so bad

okay hear me out, armin being the obsessed, yandere type

he’d come off so sweet and shy, you wouldn’t even know about the insidious infatuation he has with you.

literally all it took was you sticking up for him while everyone else bullied him, being nice to him when no one else was, for him to think that you liked him back

“why do you look so scared? you don’t think i’d hurt you, do you? i love you.”

“i’m the only one that can make you happy.”

“crazy? of course i am. that’s what love does to you, doesn’t it?”

“don’t worry i already took care of your phone, you don’t have to worry about anyone bothering us. by the way, you shouldn’t be sending pictures like that to people. who knows what they’d do with them.”

armin telling you how pretty you look even when you’re crying and that both of you deserve better, that’s why you deserve each other

I ALREADY HAVE SO MUCH ON MY PLATE BUT LMAOOO