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Rocket Science

Referee: They didn't start the snap. The formation penalty only results in a five yard foul, it won't run time.

Mike Singletary: You know this stuff is waaay too complicated. That's for rocket scientists. This is football.

An Improvement

Mike Carey: Hi Tom, congratulations. How was that frost bite? That was pretty cold, wasn't it?

Tom Coughlin: At least they were talking about my face this year. Last year it was my ass.

We're All Friends Here

John Randle: That tackle's kinda deep. You're being polite and cordial, I'ma be polite and cordial.

Referee: You're such a swell guy. I'm gonna put you down in my scrapbook, you know that John?

Randle: Oh really? I'ma put you on my Christmas list then. How's that?

The Gun Show

As soon as I heard the rumors today, I got down on the floor and started doing pushups.

- Ed Hochuli as told to Jeff Darlington

photo credit: sports illustrated

Don't Shoot the Messenger

LaMar Woodley: What's up?

Official: Coach says stop bitching and get to the quarterback.

Woodley: Man, get outta here!

Liar Liar

Todd Haley: Is anybody paying attention? Did their guy not pick up the ball and throw it right at our guy?

Referee: I don't think so. He spiked the ball out of bounds. That's what he told me.

Haley: That's what he told you?

Referee: That's exactly what he told me - he spiked the ball out of bounds.

Haley: I tell my wife I take the garbage out. Sometimes I don't.

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