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ChuckStrong

I mentioned before the game that you guys are living in a vision, and you weren't living in circumstances.  Cause you know where they had us in the beginning.  Every last one of them. But you refused to live in circumstances, and you decided consciously, as a team, and as a family, to live in a vision.  And that's why you bring things home like you brought home today.  That's why you're already champions, and well on your way.  I've got circumstances.  You guys understand it, I understand it.  It's already beat.  It's already beat.  My vision, that I'm living, is to see two more daughters get married, dance at their weddings, and then hoist that Lombardi several times.  I'm dancing at two more weddings, and we're hoisting that trophy together, men.

- Chuck Pagano, Indianapolis Colts Head Coach and current cancer fighter

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Gone Fishin'

You know what?  Me and you should hang out in the offseason together.  I'm tellin' you, me and you should hang out.  We should go fishing together.

- John Randle to a Referee

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No, My Field

All [Steve Smith] does is talk. When I was in Denver, me and B Marshall always used to go out and throw balls. In Carolina we'd be out there throwing, he's like running routes and stuff warming up. And we're like man were just trying to get some work done before the game. And he's like 'this is my fucking field!'  We're like, 'wait what? What are you talking about man?'

- Jay Cutler

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Rocket Science

Referee: They didn't start the snap. The formation penalty only results in a five yard foul, it won't run time.

Mike Singletary: You know this stuff is waaay too complicated. That's for rocket scientists. This is football.

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After Midnight?

I've eaten burritos bigger than you.

- J.J. Watt to Ray Rice

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Not That Kind, Leshoure

Let's come out smokin'!

- Jim Schwartz

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Green right nasty, z peel, fake slash 37, buster bluff, naked right, x post, y bite.

Sean Payton

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I Don't Get It...

Did you know we're the most least penalized team in the league?

- Raheem Morris

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An Improvement

Mike Carey: Hi Tom, congratulations.  How was that frost bite?  That was pretty cold, wasn't it?

Tom Coughlin: At least they were talking about my face this year.  Last year it was my ass.

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Game Plan

I'll give you my ideas, and you play with it and do what you want.  You do what the hell you want.  And if anybody doesn't like it, come and see me.

- Tom Moore to Peyton Manning

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Perspective

I'm trying to tell y'all, God has never made a mistake.  He's never made one mistake.  Alright?  So it ain't about one play, it ain't about nothing.  This year, we did what we was supposed to do.  We fought as a team.  We fought as a team.  There will be one Super Bowl champ crowned at the end of this year.  That's it!  So the way we feel, somebody gonna feel like that tomorrow, and somebody gonna feel like that in a week!  That's a fact!  And the fact is, we gotta come back and go to work to make sure we finish it next time!  That's all we gotta do!  Joe, you played your ass off!  You hear me, man?  I'm telling you, man!  Don't ever, don't EVER drop your head when it comes to a loss, dog, cuz there's too much pain outside of this that people really going through.  This right here makes us stronger.  Let's understand who we are as a team, let's understand who we are as men, and let's make somebody smile when we walk outta here.  We've got an opportunity to keep going, men.  Let's be stronger as a team, men.  Let's be who we are.  

- Ray Lewis following the Baltimore Raven's 2012 AFC Championship loss

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Next?

I don't know how to follow that.

- Brian Billick

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R.I.P., Beano

You only have to bat a thousand in two things - flying and heart transplants.  Everything else you can go four for five.

- Beano Cook

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We're All Friends Here

John Randle: That tackle's kinda deep. You're being polite and cordial, I'ma be polite and cordial.

Referee: You're such a swell guy. I'm gonna put you down in my scrapbook, you know that John?

Randle: Oh really? I'ma put you on my Christmas list then. How's that?

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The Sanchize

Mark Brunell: You’re playing your ass off! Keep going! Second half!

Mark Sanchez: Don’t yell at me.

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It's gonna be east right swap, Z right all the way outside, y left, fake 396 bag, z hinge, z puck. Is that long enough for you?

Aaron Rodgers

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A Physical Specimen

Pete Carroll:  How many pounds did you lose yesterday?

Stacy Andrews:  I didn't weight myself.  I did some abs though.

Carroll:  Oh, I can tell!

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