Jan 14, 2019
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"Coffee and wine It may sound crazy But the thing of it is, That without 'em both I'm getting either Hazy or dumb." Jinkx Monsoon painting done with coffee and wine ☕️🍷
Guard 1: It’s no good! The lock won’t turn!
Shining Armor: The key is backwards.
Guard 2: Did you try jiggling it around a little?
Shining Armor: The key is backwards.
Guard 1: Yeah. Are you sure we have the right one?
Shining Armor: THE KEY IS BACKWARDS!
Guard 2: Hey, maybe you’re holding it wrong.
Shining Armor: Yes, finally!
Guard 2: Maybe it’s upside-down!
Shining Armor: AAARGH!
Luna: Psst! Little colt! Down here! Hey, you want a balloon? Go ahead: take it!
Celestia: Luna, where are you? You’re not trying to skip out on meetings by reenacting horror movies again, are you?
Luna: Wait, no! Don’t go, little colt! Aww...
Thyme: Not particularly, why do you ask?
Celestia: Well, that’s good, because you won’t be finding any bananas on the moo- What? Urg, is this thing stuck again? It’s so hard to find good, quality parts for a moon cannon these days…
Thyme: Well, this still isn't nearly as bad as that one time where that thing happened that I can't remember for some reason. I believe it involved frogs and a pony called Dan and also a cannon.
Celestia: A cannon, you say? Tell me, do you like bananas?
(20) Wait phoenix feathers can do what!? Why haven’t we used them on like… you know the twenty or so other clones that died? Or even me for that matter?
(0) Only their undercoat, the phoenix down, can be used for resurrection and only in some cases. 30 and 29 were my project to make more durable clones using the traits of the princesses to improve upon my genetic material. They are a lot more hardy soldiers than you soft clones, which would have been beyond help. This isn’t some fantasy of some sort where feathers fix everything. You take an obnoxiously long sword through the chest, you still aren’t getting up after.
(20) That feels like an oddly specific example.
(0) Anyway, there is a reason Nibbles doesn’t ever try to attack Philomena and she only molts every so often so consider this the FINAL time you can rely on this. You’ll have to find a white mage or something.
(20) Why did you put so much emphasis on “final?” Wait, what’s a white mage?
(0) Never mind, I can’t really be any less subtle in references than that. Nibbles is in perfect health now so I’m going to talk to Luna. She has an appreciation for RPGs, unlike you.
Mod: 26, don’t follow him! He just said he’s going to see- aaand he’s gone. I guess he got the reference.
Death: There's a dagger in my eye?
Mod: Probably didn’t notice it due to all the other stuff she’s been throwing at you.
(Door cracks)
Luna: HEEEERE’S LUNA!!