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I hate Jonathan so much— he's too busy working on his truck to check out something i made, what does he expect me to do? Just wait here and watch??

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I taught Jonathan how to use YouTube music (beacuse Spotify is a fucking mess) and he keeps sending me links to these old ass songs... I guess that's better then what he used to do where he'd send me recordings of parts of songs he liked from his record player for some reason... I'm just wondering what possed him to send me (Ghost) Riders in the Sky at 7AM today... it's not a bad song but still.

He acts so old sometimes... y'know what? Maybe he is just old...

[TW&CW⚠️: sharing a bed mention, snake mentioned (a python specifically), a joke about one fearing for one's life.]

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I enjoyed visiting Jonathan but honestly after that trip I really need to appreciate my own bed, his is too lumpy— i might buy him a new one... well, if he'll let me.

It took a while for me to get comfortable on that matress, he didn't make it easy with his pointy elbows and impossibly long legs... he wrapped his arms around me like a damn python—

He almost had me fearing for my life... but that's might've been intentional...

I want you

(To Jonathan)

[[* this is sooooo late— I an so sorry anon 😟 /gen /srs *]]

[ Send a 🎃 or 🌾 or 🪓 to speak with Dr. Crane ]

Jonathan had been scribbling down notes, not listening to the anon.

"Uhhh-huh"

One of his chickens hopped up on his desk, flapping her wings and nesting beside him.

Edward chimes up over the computer screen

"Jonathan, they're hitting on you—"

Jonathan nodded, still writing.

"Mhm, sounds like a plan..."

Edward rolled his eyes.

"What?? Okay, I'm just gonna hang up..."

Jonathan, still wasn't paying attention.

"Yuppp... great work"

Edward sighs and hangs up.

After a few minutes Jonathan stoped writing, having finished it.

"Ah, finally done... What was i sayin' again?"

Edward had long hung up.

"Eddie??..."

He looked at the blackened computer screen, confused, Jonathan looked over at Delilah.

"...was it somethin' i said?..."

She clucked at him and he shrugged, deciding to pet her feathers instead.

[TW&CW⚠️: greasy food mentioned, big meal mentioned i dunno.]

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He'll ignore me all day, and then I'll make him a stake, seasoned mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, 3 cheese macaroni, some asparagus, corn bread, and a slice of sweet potato pie, with a big glass of hard (there's rum in it) iced tea and suddenly I have his full attention.

I hate him so much...