#referencequestions

[futurelibrarian537]

Sexy Things

*phone ringing*

Me: “Hello, this is Grace. How can I help you?”

Patron: “How old do you have to be to send sexy things over the phone?”

Me: “—um. I think you need to be 17, but I’m not sure. Would you like me to transfer you to reference?”

*click*

[librarian-of-awesome-blog]

Reference Email #1

"Okay.. .not rocket science here. I am sitting in the quiet area on the first floor attempting to work/study and outside the window is a band with drums and guitars playing some religious music.  Not harping on this because it is religious in nature but because they are loud.  And, besides that they're really bad.  Question  - you all allow a band to play outside the library - esp the quiet area on a Wednesday afternoon during prime hours? What am I paying for????"

~Undergraduate Student

Do students really think I have control outside of the library?  And that they are paying for it?