(Sticky Note meme) First one: "Your name is the Spider and you're a Time Lord." Next to that: "Well actually Gallifeyan whose status is Time Lord." Next to that: "Not sure what Time Lords do normally but you seem to be pretty dangerous." Next to that: "You're in your Tardis by the way. Time and Relative Dimension in Space. If you need help driving it the manual's on the control panel."
He grabbed each sticky note off the [wall/refrigerator/what have you] and read the inky scrawl, squinting. Why were regenerations so hard to keep up with?
Blast the whole process to hell.









