Bellarke in our friends with benefits verse
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Put a ship in my ask box and I’ll tell you:
big spoon/little spoon: more often it’s bellamy as the big spoon, but sometimes clarke will curl into him.
favorite non-sexual activity: ahahha literally this is hilarious tbh. they can’t do stuff indoors and not have it result in sex tbh. they can try, but movie nights will always end in orgasms. but if they’re out in public– partying with friends etc, it works then. just about.
who uses all the hot water: clarke, she takes suuuch long showers
most trivial thing they fight over: clarke leaving her shit all over the place.
who does most of the cleaning: when they were living together, clarke. bellamy’s naturally tidy, but clarke did all the cleaning. unless she’s working then she’ll forget all about it and have one big tidy/clean at the end.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: they probably argue about this one most often– clarke is determined he’ll ‘love this show, just shut up and watch it’ and he’ll bitch and complain and want to watch something else. he either ends up loving it, or his hands will start to wander and distract her.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: clarke would make bellamy either call or fix it. she’s not good with fixing things and she’s even worse with facing the landlord.
who steals the blankets: clarke every time. cocoons herself up tbh.
who leaves their stuff around: clarke’s art supplies are literally everywhere. when they shared an apartment, it was a nightmare for bell.
who remembers to buy the milk: bellamy, clarke’s too forgetful and will then sulk when there’s no milk in.
who remembers anniversaries: clarke out of nowhere will remember the first time they had sex and make a thing of “eeeeyyy we’ve successfully made it ~this long~ as friends with benefits, go us. lets have pizza and fuck.”
Who cooks normally? bellamy, but clarke sometimes doesn’t burn things.
How often do they fight? not too often, but when they do it’s over stupid shit– like clarke leaving her crap around, or them getting lowkey jealous.
What do they do when they’re away from each other? now they’re not living together it’s literally all of their day to day stuff. they’re the kind of friends who don’t need to see each other and talk every single day to still have a connection– they’ve known each other forever.
Nicknames for each other? princess, baby, idiot, whore, slut ( oop those two a specifically sex related though ).
Who is more likely to pay for dinner? it’s a bit of a fight really. clarke will try, bell will argue. in the end they just split it. it’s how it always works now.
Who steals the covers at night? clarke af, bell has probably just learned to get used to her. or wake her up to steal them back.
What would they get each other for gifts? they definitely get each other joke presents a lot. like bell buying her a dildo for her thirst ( which they just end up using during sex together anyways ). but other times there will be real thought into it. books she knows bellamy loves, she’ll surprise him with first editions etc.
Who kissed who first? i can imagine it was an almost joint effort. the two of them sassing one another, that cliche of them gradually getting closer until it finally goes quiet, breath held and bam– it’s happening.
Who made the first move? as above… that kiss no doubt led to them fucking. or at least trying to before getting almost caught and having to stop.
Who remembers things? clarke’s forgetful on the light day to day things like ‘buy fucking bread’, but she’ll remember important things like birthdays– people coming into town that she needs to pick up etc. bellamy’s so used to routine and having to know things and keep track after taking care of octavia.
Who started the relationship? after their first kiss it was a while of making out in secret when they got the chance– being thankful for the fact that they were living together to make it all easier. they’re never official, but they make it official fuck buddy status pretty early on and it’s a joint decision/conversation… but probably in the middle of making out.
Who cusses more? bellamy no doubt on a daily basis, but clarke swears every other word when she’s pissed or worked up etc.
What would they do if the other was hurt? clarke would hover over him so much, be right there, making sure he’s okay, worrying the entire time. bell would probably be pretty doting too– after he’s made sure if someone is responsible they’ve paid for it.