Will You Like Jupiter Ascending?
There's been a lot of back and forth press over Jupiter Ascending and whether it's amazingly terrible or terribly amazing. Unsure whether you should shell out your hard-earned money and go see it? Worried you won't enjoy it in all its campy glory?
Take this quiz and see!
1) Do you enjoy whimsy?
2) Can any concept be improved upon by adding the word 'space' in front of it?
3) Does the idea of shirtless Channing Tatum in eyeliner do it for you?
4) Do you have a wing-kink?
5) Do you like stories about happy family dynamics in the vein of I, Claudius, Lion in Winter, Oedipus Rex, or anything to do with the House of Atreus?
6) Are you delighted by schemes and plotting?
7) Do you like scenery-porn? How about scenery-chewing?
8) Are you the type of person to read/write fanfic based on nothing more than ~*Significant Glances*~ between two minor characters?
9) Do you have fond memories of the first character you ever made up, purple eyes, magic powers and all?
10) Can you entertain yourself for the duration of a movie by making dumb jokes and laughing to yourself about them?
If you answered mostly yes to these questions, go see the movie. Right now. I mean, I didn't even get to the awesomeness that is 'Space-Dad Sean Bean' or 'badass black woman space Captain Tsing' or 'SPACE HEELYS.'