#reiatsu

[midddoriya]

anime | power systems i

[paquerette-san]

What If (Bleach)

What if reiatsu has a similar way of working as magic in HP.

It would be awesome to have a talking portrait of dead (really dead) people, giding you and providing a glimpse of the past.

The reiatsu of the person could be incorporated in the painting/drawing with Kido spells and seals. It would survive the person's death and be self sufficient.

But it would be a very precious and pricy thing (money, ressources, talent...) , only affordable by the nobles or the higher levels of the Gotei 13. The more you pour reiatsu in the object during your lifetime, the more realistic the reactions would be. The reiatsu is engraved in a time and it would take time and a lot of effort to put a profound way of thinking into it (the chiefs of the noble houses and the captains would have a duty to implement regularly their reiatsu in their ceremonial portrait).

The family's shrines and some workdesks would be very noisy.

.

Hisana's funeral portrait telling Byakuya he's a massive dumbass (and becoming fast friend with Ichigo when Rukia showed up with him).

Kaien doing his best to help Rukia and the Shibas. Him being extatic at meeting Ichigo (and trashing Isshin). His portrait would be side by side with Isshin's and Miyako's so they could converse easily.

Unohana smiling on Kyone's desk. Kyoraku and Rukia having one of Ukitake on theirs.

Rangiku ranting at Gin's ceremonial portrait for him being a bastard and abandoning her.

There would be no fair portrait of Aizen, as he was always lying (and couldn't afford a portrait that looked like the real him).

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Ulquiorra Cifer x Reader- Chapter 2 (Bleach)

"(Y/N)-san." you looked up from your spot on the couch. Ulquiorra had suddenly appeared before you and you almost jumped out of your body. 

"W-What the hell stop doing that!!" Ulquiorra seemed to be learning the basics. He still did some pretty weird stuff and the first week he came he had no sense of boundaries. 

He'd appear whenever and wherever he wanted. He had almost popped in your room when you got out of the shower. As soon as you heard his voice opening the door you yelled all the swears you knew shoving it closed with a huff. He asked why you were so annoyed when all he wanted to do was ask a question. 

You just told him you were having a bad day and brushed it off. You didn't want to explain it to him because you had a feeling you would have to give him ‘The talk’ and no way were you doing that. He just wore his usual calm expression. 

"Humans are so noisy." you glared. 

"Maybe you should stop popping up like a freaking ghost!!" you objected. He didn't even flinch. You sighed.

"What do you want?"

That caught his attention. You continued stuffing snacks into your face as you waited for him to speak.

"Would you like to shower together?" you coughed unexpectedly, almost choking. You punched your chest aggressively to get the snack down your throat and Ulquiorra just stood at the side observing. When you collected yourself you gave him a look. 

"W-What?" you asked. Trying to make sure you had heard him right. 

"Grimmjow said that I need to repay you for your services. He told me that women enjoy being taken care of in the shower. " your cheeks flushed. Ulquiorra was so damn oblivious to everything. You cursed under your breath. 

"When I see Grimmjow I'm gonna kill him." you thought darkly. You looked back at Ulquiorra. 

"I-It's fine you don't have to. Grimmjow was just messing with you. That's not how people repay each other." you explained.

"Then what do they do?" you were hoping he would just drop the topic. You weren't doing this for his thanks. "You don't have to." he didn't look like he was going to give up. Just as he opened his mouth there was a knock on the door. 

"(Y/N)-chan!!" a cheerful voice yelled. You smiled, moving over to open it. Orihime was standing on the other side with a wide grin.

"Hey." You greeted as she hugged you. She stepped in and you closed the door. When she released you she turned to Ulquiorra. 

"How are you doing Ulquiorra?" her smile was warm. And for the first time you could see a bit of emotions in his eyes. "I'm doing well. " he answered. She gave a close eyed smile. "That's good." you watched the interaction closely.

"He's different with her.."

~~

Orihime stayed for a while, just hanging out. And you noticed that Ulquiorra seemed really relaxed around her, it was so weird. When it started to get late she said she had to go and you watched as Ulquiorra stood up. 

"I'll walk you home. " 

His statement made you look over. Orihime smiled gratefully. 

"Thank you." They both moved over to the door. Orihime gave you one last hug, waving as she left. Ulquiorra followed slowly behind and you watched as their forms slowly disappeared in the dark.

~~~~

"You get along really well with Orihime. " you stated when Ulquiorra got back. His gaze fell on you. 

"She's very important to me." his words sounded sincere. You looked over, but you couldn't read the look on his face. "That's cool." you said lamely. You didn't know what to say.

"Well I'm going to bed, see ya." you walked off, ready to retire for the day. When you got to your room your head fell back softly against the door. You stared at the ceiling. 

"Why do I feel annoyed?" you clicked your tongue, kicking off your shoes. You didn't pay much mind to it.

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[eiirlys]

I got a request for Uliquiorra's Hogyoku's form. I have never draw or used so much black in my entire life. At least they turned out okay? I had fun drawing the neo green outline for the glow.

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On a salesmen slap meme roll

I kept getting all these versions of salesmen slap meme popping in my head and I had to do them so my brain will shut the fuck up about it:

[animeloverskylarmoon]

Ulquiorra Cifer x Reader - Chapter 3

"Ugh leave me alone." You slammed your phone on the table. Ulquiorra looked puzzled.

"Is something the matter." you shook your head. 

"It's nothing. " 

It wasn't nothing. Your ex would not stop texting you. You thought you had blocked his number. But apparently he got a new one. You were pissed, he was the one that hurt you. You didn't want to ever see him again.

"You seem bothered. " Ulquiorra addressed. You were surprised he even noticed. The guy was so out of tune with regular emotions. 

"Should I tell him? It's not like he was going to say something to anyone." 

Your eyes fell back to the cell phone in front of you. 

"I'm having some trouble with a guy I used to be with." you mumbled. Ulquiorra took a seat right next to you. 

"When you say with, what do you mean?" you sighed. You should have known better, of course he wouldn't know what you were talking about. You forced a smile. 

"D-Don't worry about it. It's just a silly thing. " you stood, moving over to your fridge to get something to eat. You were glad when Ulquiorra seemed to drop the topic.

Ulquiorra's eyes watched you as you rummaged through the fridge. 

"It does seem to be weighing on her. I don't get humans." He just marked your behavior for the rest of the day.

~~~

You adjusted the bag on your shoulder as you left the store. Now that you were catering for too you needed to get a few extra things. If you were being honest you didn't have a problem with Ulquiorra. He didn't eat much, or nag you. He only ever asked for help when he was unsure of something. He also picked up on things pretty quickly. 

After watching you clean his guest room a couple times, he started doing it on his own. He even helped around with household chores. You'd never had a roommate before that was so responsible. You liked having him around. He was the perfect partner. You smiled at the thought. It's partly why you decided to go out. You wanted to get a few snacks for him as a thank you. He seemed to enjoy sweets too, so you grabbed all the sweets you could when you went to the store.

"Well, well, well, look who it is." your eyes drifted at the figures that came into your view. A guy stood before you with shaggy brown hair. There was a pretty blond women with him, holding unto his arm like a lovesick puppy. You frowned. "

Hitoshi.." just looking at him made your heart clench painfully. You kept your head low, pretending you didn't hear him. He gave a loud laugh.

"It must be pretty embarrassing for you. I guess you never moved on after me." you froze in your spot. You could hear the girl giggling along with him. 

"That's so sad. Hitoshi actually appreciates a girl who can please her man." your hands gripped the bag in your palm. You wanted nothing more than to slam him face into a wall. He had some nerve showing up.

"If you're so good at pleasing your man, why is he still calling me?" you asked, turning to her. Her eyes hardened as she released him, folding her arms. "Isn't that right Hitoshi?" he seethed.

"Shut up!" he growled. 

"Oh, that's not what you wanted last night. As I recall you said you were done with being partly satisfied. You were ready for a real woman. " you taunted. You could see the blond woman's face turn red with anger. She stormed off pissed. 

"H-Hey she's lying babe!" You smirked as he called after her but she ignored him. 

"Sucks to be you." you added. He glared at you. After a while he smirked, chuckling under his breath. 

"You can smile all you want, but now man is ever going to want you." your smile dropped.

"Come on, you're almost twenty-five and you're still a virgin. Guys want girls with experience. I bet you're still single, and that's the way it's going to be until you die!!" 

He rushed forward with his hands raised and you froze. You couldn't move. His words lingered in your head and your body shook. When he was right in front of you your body seemed to finally realize. You flinched, unable to get away. 

You were stunned when his fist was stopped by a pale limb. Hitoshi looked up in surprise he pulled his hand back. 

"W-What's this! Are you serious, you couldn't get a real boyfriend so you hired some emo guy." Your eyes were shaking. 

"U-Ulquiorra.." you mumbled. He glanced at you. When he saw the hurt look in your eyes he turned back.

 "I have no idea what your relationship is with (Y/N), but she doesn't seem to enjoy your presence. Leave human. " Ulquiorra's tone was firm. You could tell Hitoshi was a little afraid of him. Who wouldn't be. He didn't know what Ulquiorra was capable of, but with one look in his green eyes, anyone would know not to mess with him.

"Keh, you gotta be kidding me. Do you actually care about her. She's useless. Wasn't even able to please a guy. You'll get bored of her. " His words stung. You knew you shouldn't have taken it to heart. Hitoshi was a horrible person. As soon as you realized you broke things off with him. 

Yet at the back of your mind you couldn't help feel that he was right. Who would want a girl that couldn't even provide such basic needs. Your eyes watered as you reached up taking Ulquiorra's sleeve. You bent your head shaking it. You didn't want him to see you cry. It was pathetic. 

"L-Let's just go.." you muttered. Ulquiorra saw the tears pattering to the ground right at your feet. He glanced back at Hitoshi's direction. 

"I won't forgive you, human." Ulquiorra lifted his arm, a green particles gathering at his index finger. Your eyes widened and Hitoshi looked terrified. 

"W-What the hell!!" he screamed, He turned running off in fear. When Hitoshi was gone Ulquiorra lowered his hand.

"I was merely joking." he said so nonchalantly. You just stared at him for a few seconds before you burst out laughing. You held your stomach, leaning on Ulquiorra as you tried to catch your breath.

Ulquiorra's eyes softened, when you finally stopped laughing he looked at you. "You're no longer sad." he stated. You smiled, wiping the corner of your eyes. "I'm not." you assured. 

"Thank you." Ulquiorra shook his head. 

"You were in distress, it's only natural I would help." he held out something in his hand. "You forgot your device. It kept making unusual noises." he placed the phone in your hand and you grinned. 

"So that's why he came." 

Apparently the universe knew you were in trouble. You read the text. It was from Orihime. You replied, tucking the device into your pocket.

The both of you started walking in the direction of your house. The walk was silent, but not awkwardly so. "Was that the person you were speaking of before, the guy that you were with?" you blinked, a bit surprised he figured it out. 

"Y-Yeah. I'm at fault to be honest. I should have known it was too good to be true. He was so nice at the beginning. Then he wanted.." you paused. 

"More than I could provide." you finished.

"I told him I wasn't ready and he humiliated me." the hand you held the bag in clenched slightly. "It's my fault." you repeated.

Ulquiorra stopped. "I do not agree with your statement. " you looked up at him confused.

"If you were unable to provide then he should have patiently waited until you were able to. " You just stared at him for a second before smiling. You knew he had no idea you were talking about sex, but it was still endearing that he was trying to console you. 

"You're right. It's time I stopped beating myself up about it. " Ulquiorra nodded as the both of you started walking again.

"If he bothers you again I can always dispose of him." you turned to see if maybe he was just joking again but he looked serious. You giggled. 

"That's okay." you said trying to stifle your laughs. Ulquiorra really was one of a kind.