#reince

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 56

Jaskier's tears magically heal whatever they fall on. Whether he's blessed, or has fae blood, etc etc is all up to you Geralt learned when he had a certainly fatal injury and his bard cried over him, only for the wounds to miraculously lessen in intensity, to the point he could stitch them up and he'd be fine in a couple of days. The only issue is that certain enemies are getting word of Jaskier's abilities, and are now desperately seeking some way to steal Geralt's bard from him in order to use those powers for themselves.

[mantra4ia]

Prostitute: Oh, I feel you, sister. Frequent any taverns? 'Just saying from experience, when I lose a man he's usually back at the first place I found him, bottom of a bottle.

...

Jaskier: I've not seen Geralt in months...he abandoned me much like he abandoned his child surprise who I met only the once while she was still in the womb. I don't know where they are!

[proceeds to be tortured by fire magic]

Jaskier: (Geralt) does not share details, he does not have friends, and he does not have weaknesses!

Yen: I knew I'd find you here, you lazy lout. Leaving me at home to rot!

Jaskier: [hesitates at unforeseen marital cosplay, forgets they are frenemies] This is my wife, she has nothing to do with this, please let her go.

Reince: if you know what's good for you, leave. Now.

Yen: [faux drunkenly] If you knew it was good for you you'd shut the f*** up.

Reince: Have it your way. [Snaps his fingers, produces fire, and proceeds to mess with the wrong Witch]

Jaskier: [panics] no no, No, NO! Please don't hurt her! Leave her alone! Please, she's done nothing!

Yen: [Burns off half his face with cheap spirits]

Jaskier: Oh gods!

[emptyjunior]

WIP// I am aware he sucks but do you expect me to ignore a terrible bastard man who looks like a drowned rat😍 I was raised on this site and the damage it did on my psyche is irreversible

Also another scrap:

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Wind speed 5.0 m/s. Sea temp: 29.4 °C, air temp: 28.8 °C. #reincepriebus

[marvelsmostwanted]

So the White House communications director accused the White House chief of staff, on Twitter, of leaking something about that would’ve become public anyway, but wasn’t even leaked because it was already public, and asked the FBI to investigate something that is not a crime.

Dan Pfeiffer, former Obama staffer, summarizing the state of things

7/27/17 on Pod Save America

[kentremendousblog]

Trump is Bad at Politics

Not enough attention is being paid to how bad Donald Trump is at politics. Not “leadership,” or “policy,” but the actual game of politics, where you move chess pieces around and pull levers and such to get what you want.

Case in point, yesterday Trump tweeted, out of nowhere, this:

Huh. That’s weird. Just a random plug for a TV show from the leader of the free world. Well, let’s go ahead and see what Judge Jeanine Pirro says on tonight’s show...

Oh. She threw Paul Ryan under the bus. What an odd coincidence.

Here’s Reince Priebus, in that same WaPo article:

On Sunday, during an appearance on “Fox News Sunday,” White House chief of staff Reince Priebus called Trump's tweet and Pirro's call for Ryan to step down “coincidental.”

“There is no preplanning here,” Priebus said, adding that Trump promoted Pirro's show on Twitter “because he loves Judge Jeanine” and wanted to do her a favor.

According to the searchable Trump twitter archive, Trump has only tweeted about Judge Jeanine one other time in his life. 

What I imagine happened was something like this:

AHCA goes down in flames.

Bannon/Trump/whoever need someone to blame, because it definitely wasn’t the President’s fault, as he spent nearly two and a half weeks working on this and barely went golfing three times.

They decide to blame Ryan. Makes sense.

They strategize. Call around to surrogates. Jeanine says she is down to kneecap Ryan. They say, great, tonight on your show, let Ryan have it, and that will start a slow triangulation, where we slowly put the pressure on, gradually, from different corners of the --

HEY EVERYONE IT’S ME DONALD TRUMP! WATCH JUDGE JEANINE’S SHOW I WONDER WHAT SHE WILL SAY THERE HAS BEEN NO COORDINATION OBVIOUSLY AT ALL I AM JUST A FAN OF HERS AND I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE SHOULD MAYBE CHECK IT OUT BECAUSE WHATEVER SHE SAYS IS USUALLY SMART AND ACCURATE SHE IS SMART EVERYONE WATCH NOW DO IT WATCH HER SHOW

And then the people who are not terrible at politics sigh, very loudly, and grit their teeth, and claim that this was a coincidence.

He is so bad at this.

[umbrores]

The true jerk himself has appeared--

A rather messy drawing with hasty lining and colors. Still turned out pretty well

[coinnewsfx]

Trump asked Reince Priebus questions about badgers in Wisconsin 2020

Trump asked Reince Priebus questions about badgers in Wisconsin 2020

When Reince Priebus was the chief of staff of the White House, President Donald Trump asked him repeatedly whether Dachs, the state animal of Priebus' home state of Wisconsin, was "common to people", how they "work" and how aggressive they can be.

This is after "Sinking in the swamp: How Trump's minions and outsiders poisoned Washington", a new book by Daily Beast Reporters Lachlan Markay and…

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