#rekui3m

[incorrectlolquotes]

swain talking about urgot: he didn’t die?! inconceivable!

darius: you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[incorrectlolquotes]

oh, you think being off-meta is your ally. but you merely adopted being off-meta; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the meta until I was reworked. by then, it was nothing to me but FREELO!

-mordekaiser to urgot

[incorrectlolquotes]

corki: but, teemo… this is my third time.

corki: have you ever heard of someone being in a crashing plane three times?

teemo: …

teemo: i’m never…

teemo: i’m never riding in a plane with you again.

[incorrectlolquotes]

rhaast: yeah, I guess I am pretty old rhaast: I mean, I use a Kayn to walk

[incorrectlolquotes]

karma: there are ten people in a room, but there are only seven chairs. what do you do?

irelia: get three chairs.

jhin: kill three people.

[incorrectlolquotes]

rhaast: do you know what it’s like to get hit by you?

kayn: how can I?

rhaast: it’s like when you haven’t crapped in three days and three nights and then you get a toilet water backsplash bonus when you finally unload!

kayn: that’s gross, and I really don’t get the comparison!