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#1 Zilean stan / incorrect quotes / shitposting / lore / takes / submissions open!!

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did I mention I turned 25 years old a couple weeks ago and my dear brother gifted me a full size Viktor Arcane cutout and we set him up for karaoke night

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jinx: what makes you think I’m flirting with you?

lux: why are you naked on my bed?

jinx:

jinx: don’t change the subject.

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actual Pic of me watching twenty-one pilots sing that one song while that one scene played in the background at the Game Awards 2024

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this is the dollar store how good can it be

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braincells used: zero

jungler Viktor my unbeloved

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So what are your thoughts on the Ruined King game?

viego is pathetic

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jayce: you can say that to me over the phone, viktor, but if i had you here i’d pound you to a pulp!

viktor, stepping out from behind a curtain: start pounding, jayce.

jayce: *screams*

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yall thought the beta stage was horrific? then get a load of THIS

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had a fun time trying to get together the mess of a lore created in one year and a half of incorrect quotes. (click to see better)

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im about to mcfreaking lose my mind

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okay uh everyone seems a little confused about what the fuck just happened here. first let’s get clear some things: teemo went top and garen support. now let’s get a look at the other team

“hey, why did you equip a banshee?” because I was paranoid either jax, yi or ahri would jump from nowhere to delete me. this trauma started since these fuckers decided do camp my lane since minute 10, maybe

“but you are the mage with the widest range! garen should be on the front line while you make massive damage!” something really weird happened here because we NEVER managed to start a SINGLE teamfight. everyone was just kinda off? (it was 1 am) like, teemo and I would ping and say" everyone mid!“ but the others simply ignored us and kept…. what the fuck were they even doing????? pushing but not taking down turrets then going back to base, ok

"what’s up with teemo?!” he got an S because no one in the other team ever equipped a single oracle’s lens. then we lost our advantage for the reason stated before. onwards I kept dying and that’s why my farm is so mediocre, not to mention it was the first time I played in like a month

this was such a surreal experience. i hate my elo so much

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jarvan: was the trip really that bad?

shyvana: honestly NO, I’m just making a BIG DEAL out of a MINOR INCONVENIENCE in order to VENT about the multi-headed DEMON that is now my LIFE and I know that YOU’RE a good enough person to take it in stride!

jarvan: … thank … you?

shyvana: you’re welcome! I TREASURE our FRIENDSHIP!

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jayce: caitlyn, tell the truth….have you and vi been having sex in the station office?

caitlyn: uh…

jayce: please…

caitlyn: yes…

jayce: where in the office have you been having sex?

caitlyn: …

jayce, voice cracking: caitlyn…where…?

caitlyn: seems like you already know.

jayce: oh my god-

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they done turned my machine herald into a twink!!!!!

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why does the new champ look like Yasuo and Qiyana had a baby 🤔

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ok Korra from the legend of Korra

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why does the new champ look like Yasuo and Qiyana had a baby 🤔