You walked into an airplane wing?? First off are you(were you) okay? And second how does that even happen? o_O
okay so there was this one time when i was a kid where i was dragged to an air show that i REALLY didn't want to go to because honestly i don't give a shit about loud planes flying back and forth. it was literally not remotely interesting to me. plus there was a new episode of jackie chan adventures and i really wanted to watch it.
well i was obviously all upset and pouty because i missed my episode so when we finally went to leave, i was staring at my feet just walking along all pissed off and such when BAM. i walked into an airplane wing.
all i remember was that we started running to some little emergency tent thing with first aid people there? and we were supposed to go through some stupid metal detector which was really weird because we were LEAVING and not entering but we just ran past it. and the security guard or whoever yelled at us that we had to pass through the metal detector and my dad just yelled back "WHEN YOUR SON IS BLEEDING FROM HIS FUCKING FACE THEN YOU CAN GO THROUGH THE GODDAMN METAL DETECTOR"
and then i got stitches and it was awesome












