Question Game
Rule 1: Post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them
Questions for me:
1. how many potato to date you?
no less than 3 potato
2. can you do anything better than me? because i can do anything better than you.
basically
3. have you heard the turtle sneeze?
twice
4. what’s the weirdest response you’ve ever got from cleverbot? (bonus points if you have a picture)
dunno man
what’s your favorite place to read?
wherever i can find a god damn comfortable seat also fuck this numbering bullshit
is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
it's actually a boner
what was the best you never actually see but it looked damn good?
w
favorite color name, but not the regular ones (red, yellow, blue, ect.)?
carmine. it's dark red. it's got a cool name. nuff said.
best diner you ever went to?
EVER BEEN TO A FUCKIN BRAZILLIAN STEAKHOUSE???? they just keep piling steak onto your plate unless you put up this little red card thing in which case they will ask if you want said steak before putting it on your plate anyway. it's like valhalla and sovngarde combined
do you have a lovely bunch of coconuts?
nah man
where is your boy tonight? i hope he is a gentleman.
I AM MY OWN BOY
Questions for you guys:
favorite legend of zelda game/reason not to kill you for not having played them?
give me a good song to listen to. something jazzy or with lotsa bass
are you the homosex?
how much butt would a butt pirate pirate if a butt pirate could pirate butt?
best kind of tea? (only one answer)
why are you not reading ava's demon right now?
if you could practice any of the D&D schools of magic which would it be? (abjuration; conjuration; divination; enchantment; evocation; illusion; necromancy; transmutaion. definitions here)
what would your punk band be named?
grif is a furry. squint. koi pond. sexual innuendo guard. liberal arts major. mirahnda. oxworth's hot fiance.
fuck the fox. what does the draven say?
give me a story prompt beginning with the phrase: IN A WORLD