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[whysosirris]

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[bens-birds]

Rook (Corvus frugilegus) Bunratty, Co. Clare, Ireland - 20-05-2026

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[albertnatural]

[treecitysessions]

[albertnatural]

his. name. is. Hank.

[shesoyarn]

Its time for you to listen to me

[albertnatural]

fuck yerself……………….

[shesoyarn]

Huh? Wow... W O W

[incendavery]

DONT ask why corvid isnt wearing a shirt bc the answer is embarrassing. (i forgor to draw it)

[asundergrowth]

[nyxiemeow]

[windoftime]

[cosmonautroger]

[bophtelophti]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

clearly he doesn't

[roach-works]

what's particularly funny about this is that crows very notably flap a lot for their wingspan-- they rarely glide for longer than a few seconds and they basically never soar around on thermals the way birds of prey do. so this lil guy is definitely having fun doing something weird!

[captain-price-returns]

Damnit. Mystery Flesh Pit guy uses AI.

[captain-price-returns]

[abstractlime]

really funny (in a bad way) that the AI is the part of this anyone gives a shit about

[suspiriously]

ohhh you don’t like that i’ve used AI? well, i’ve killed people. checkmate, liberals.

[bunchashapes]

[toskarin]

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

[itsmissing]

design comm for a mage themed around dinosaur extinction and fossil fuels

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[gauntletqueen]

everybody loves the gif but I feel like this moment can only truly be enjoyed with the audio so here

[mikamikomiki]

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

[lesbianbloodritual]

when i was a young woman on tumvlr ten years ago everybody liked american football, tigers jaw, ajj, and teen suicide. and we all had a little tin plate with a candle on it, and we needed to be careful not to let the candle go out because we needed it to read the posts. one time a mutual told me they were scared of their candle going out while their phone was charging at night. the dashboard didn't have the overhead fluorescent lights yet. and we had fan mail, and we liked that comic where the girl is a possum. and the stock market crash hadn't happened yet. i made a lot of money selling my tunblr stocks and i bought a boat. i would take the boat out to sea and lie down on the deck and go on tumbr and answer fan mail, but i had to use the candle to read the fan mail, because we didn't have lights yet. it was very dark back then, and one time i fell into the gap between two posts and twisted my ankle. and some people liked elvis depressedly, also, but i can't say that i was one of them.

[cryptotheism]

(completely flat emotionless voice) dude I loved your image about how it feels to be 30. It was relatable as fuck.

[semolinaart]

trip to the last stop