[KoS Incorrect quotes!
Because I’ve had these forever and though most of them where amazing XD
You can take these as cannon or not, I doubt all the things happened, but some definitely might have lol
Luna: When I was a kid, Lucas told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Solar: They are!
Luna: FOR REAL?
Solar: No! Why did you fall for it again?!
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Storm: Go big or go home!
Sapphire: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.
Storm: I'm going big •––––––☆––––––•
Solar: I know we’re not exactly friends, but-
Luna: What do you want?
Solar: I've been stuck with Danion for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce.
Solar: Help.
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Lily: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.
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Solar: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Luna: But ya' didn't
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Willow: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Riley: Well then who's is it?
Willow, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!
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Luna, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Sapphire: Hey.
Storm: Hi.
Willow: Hello.
Riley: Hey!
Luna: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Destiny: We were out of Doritos.
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Storm: You're violent.
Sapphire: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
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Luna: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Stella: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Luna: Because we're out of doritos.
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*at a zoo*
Solar: What are they in for?
Damion: Solar, this isn't prison.
Solar: So they can leave?
Damion: No, but-
Solar, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Spark: Your smile? It makes my day.
Luna: Your happiness? I live for that.
Solar: A room? Get one.
Lucas: Hotel? Trivago
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Riley: You really believe in Storm?
Sapphire: Luckily, they believe in themself enough for the both of us.
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Luna: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Spark: You were too bored to read the book?!
Luna: I was too uninterested to watch the movie.
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Stella: I can't imagine what Solar and Luna are planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
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Riley: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
Willow: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Riley: I like the way you think.
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Damion: Do you think I’m ugly?
Solar: It’s not about looks, Damion. What’s valuable is on the inside...
Damion: Sol...
Solar: For example, someone's heart.
Damion: Aw... Stop it-
Solar: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.
Damion: Seriously, stop.
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Soulstar: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Soulstar: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
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Stella, watching Luna & Spark panic : What's going on?
Lucas: Luna is having a midlife gender crisis and Spark is just having a crisis.
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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Storm: I will not let you down.
Willow: Sounds fun.
Solar: K.
Stella: No, I'm fucking not.
Lucas: Do I have to be?
Luna: Please god, I am so tired
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Solar: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Solar: *upends the bottle*
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Stella: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Spark: IT.
Solar: Annabelle.
Lucas: Paranormal Activity.
Luna: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
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Luna: honk.
Soulstar: WHAT.
Luna: HONK.
Soulstar: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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Solar: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.
Solar: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.
Stella: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.
•––––––☆––––––• Spark and Luna: *making loud, cat noises at each other*
Sapphire:
Stella, exasperatedly: We have a guest.
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Spark, texting Solar: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Solar’s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
*Later*
Solar, texting back: Fuck you.
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Solar: You are an absolute fucking dork.
Daniel, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Solar: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.
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Luna: Why is Spark crying?
Solar: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Spark: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Luna: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-
Spark: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Luna: NO, NOT THAT!
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Damion: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?
Solar, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what
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Luna: *Gasp*
Stell: wHAT??
Luna: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Stella: *inhales*
Solar, in another room with Spark: Why can I hear screeching?
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Soulstar: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Luna, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
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Stella: I'm not doing to well.
Lucas: What's wrong?
Stella: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Luna enters the room*
Stella: There it is again.
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Solar: I’m gonna die alone.
Spark: Sol, you’re not gonna die alone.
Solar: Damion, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.
Spark: Uh-huh. Why is that?
Solar: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.
Solar: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man.
Solar: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!
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Lucas: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.
Luna: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can’t read!
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Riley: The floor is lava!
Spark: *helps Luna onto the counter*
Solar: *kicks Damion off the sofa*
Stella: *lays on the floor*
Spark: ...Are you okay?
Stella: No.
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Solar: Where are my fucking keys?
Spark: Sol, Lily is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Solar: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!
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Solar: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Luna: But ya' didn't
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Stella: I CAN'T DO IT!
Solar, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Stella: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Solar: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Stella:
Stella: I appreciate it,
Stella: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Solar: Stella-
Stella: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Luna: Stella we gotta-
Stella: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Stella: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Stella, motioning to a bathroom that has been set on fire by Luna and Spark: NOT FUCKING THIS!
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Lucas: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.
Stella: Fucking Luna and Spark were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
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I think I’ll stop here XD I have more but this is getting long, might do a part two though,
also new separators go brrr
... I need to go to bed. ]
