Shit My Friend Said While Playing Metal Gear Survive PT1 STARTERS!
Making my way out fast, zombie ass, and I am home bound.
Thank you for the basic command tutorial. I forgot how to move and walk.
I broke a door down and have three pieces of wood! They are going right up my ass!
You’re actually writing this down aren’t you?
Oh look! It’s a giant glowing opening portal! It’s sucking up everything and worse, like The Republican Party!
Boss!!! Take me with you into Metal Gear Solid 5! I don’t wanna be in this spinoff game.
Little did MSF know, the portals got them sucked into the next Call of Duty Game!
God dammit! This is the last time I am set up work with Aperature Science!
Grab my hand, dude I just met!
Don’t you let go Jack! Don’t you let go!
Well, this sucks! Literally!!! I got sucked in a worm hole!
Oh shit! It got Billy!!! It got my arm too!!! ACK!
Revival my ass!!! That was a horrible night of binge drinking! This is the last time I go and binged before an op!
Okay, which shrooms are you taking, and can I have some?
Goodluck, that wasn’t a zombie. That was someone burning alive from Napalm!
Here’s an idea! Lets not fuck with this dimension that has this parasite.
We burned the whole village down, there’s nothing left of these zombies.
We’ve known about this lifeform for decades, but fail to mention it to the world. We are stupid like that.
The Wardencliff Section Corp insignia looks like the Illuminati, but we aren’t the Illuminati, we swear.
We wanna harvest this power from the alternate dimension to fuck with the oil industry who like to flaunt their oil around
You lost a team of twelve people, and you just sent in a corpse from suspended animation. You need to send in an army, not a guy with the rum hangover.