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Remo: Does anyone have any questions?

Tontu, raising his hand: Is this legal?

Remo: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

Remo, attempting to use an ATM: Why’s my card not working...?

Remo: What the-? It’s all scratched up! How-?!

Remo: ...Ohhhhhh. Right.

[FLASHBACK~]

Kyuubi, wiggling the card along the side of a door: C’mon, get in there!

Remo: Is that my ATM card??

Kyuubi: Yeah! I’m showing Olive and Tontu how they can open any locked door with a simple credit card.

Tontu: I’m not sure I need to know this.

Kyuubi: Then why did you sign up for Kyuubi's Life Skills Workshop?

Tontu: I thought it would be more about organizing my closet?

Olive: I’m just here to network. [holds a hand out to Remo] Hello. I’m Olive. What do you do for work?

[FLASHBACK ENDS~]

Remo: Oh my god I hate that workshop...

Remo: What do you mean "just standing there ominously doesn't count as socializing?"

Remo: I actually can't be emotionally manipulated because love-bombing? Disgusts me.

Remo: Why are you this available at 2pm on a Tuesday? Why do you wanna see me this much? Oh, you couldn't stop thinking about me all day? Gross.

Remo: What's that feeling you feel when you're sad?

Tontu:

Tontu: Sad.

Remo: Yeah, that's the one.

#remo io