Who you gonna call? (SPIEB, obvs.) || renoiisms
“You know,” Yuffie began casually as Reno stepped off the elevator. “This hunting mission would have been far easier if old man ShinRa had actually given us authorization to access Hojo’s labs, instead of telling us to bust a ghost and then saying we’re not authorized to enter the place it’s haunting. Anyway, pull me out will you?” Pointedly she glanced down at the lower half of her body, still stuck inside the vent from which she was hanging upside down.
She lifted her hands hopefully towards her temporary partner, making sure to add that little twist of innocent baby child won’t you help me? that often worked in her favor. When she was finally free, the woman paused to readjust her clothes before reaching back into the vent to grab a small bag.
“Right, now that that’s dealt with...”
Yuffie moved for the door to the labs, ignoring the electronic locks for the moment in favor of peering in through the windows of the door. “What d’you think this ghostie’s gonna be? Vengeful spirit of another experiment? Unlucky intern that died in another escaped specimen kerfuffle? Oooh, maybe it’s Hojo himself! No one’s seen the creep in weeks right? We could have gotten lucky!”











