Aug 12, 2014
Johanna/Jim moodboard for replacementforhisskull and consultingsex
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Johanna/Jim moodboard for replacementforhisskull and consultingsex
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"Heya, What brings you to my neck of the woods?" Dean asked with a slight smile.
[alternative domestic meme] Jimmy x Sherlock and Johniarty (replacementforhisskull and yourself)
Fucking bless you.
Who controls the Netflix account and what have they dominated the suggestions with by watching: Jim’d probably be more knowledgeable about pop culture things than Sherlock and Sherlock probably really wouldn’t care. They didn’t dominate the suggestions, though. The kids have, so its all bunch of cartoon things because Eirene forced them to let the kids watch cartoons instead of age-inappropriate movies.
Who snores: I don’t see either of them snoring really.
Who has an embarrassing ringtone that the other calls them in public just to get to go off: Jim totally changed Sherlock’s ringtone to Hot Problems, Boyfriend, You Belong With Me, Lady Marmalade at one time and whatever other pop song Sherlock loathes and/or finds annoying because he loves getting Sherlock angry. Jim does it sneakily, letting Sherlock believe he is in the clear or that Jim’s done with it until three/four weeks later, BAM. The current annoying pop hit is his ringtone.
Who sleeps on the top bunk if given the chance: Sherlock because Jim’d probably fall and that’s it. I was going to put a dirty joke bUT I WON’T GO THERE.
Who plays the piano at 6 in the morning to wake up the other: Jim because Violet’s probably awake at that time too teaching Jim since he’s the only one who can sing but not play an instrument. They have fun doing it horrendously to make Sherlock angry.
Who has accidentally set something on fire by attempting to cook a birthday meal: Neither because they both fucking suck at cooking so they get Eirene to do it. But if one of them did, it’d probably be Jim since he’d most likely put in the effort.
replacementforhisskull/consultingsex’s Johaniarty (since she’s on mobile and won’t be able to read le tags :3)
Who controls the Netflix account and what have they dominated the suggestions with by watching: Again, probably Jim. Sebastian totally got him into movies and “cultured” him, so when they’re not to busy having sex killing and being all complex and shit and Jim having to convince Johanna that he’s not going to leave, they have lazy days at home and watch movies. He’s probably littered it with cult classics and stuff like Clueless (he really likes it, okay), Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Donnie Darko and whatever other movies he likes. I don’t see Johanna minding because if she didn’t like the movie mid-way, she’d have no problem just getting the control from him and picking the movie herself.
Who snores: Neither of them.
Who has an embarrassing ringtone that the other calls them in public just to get to go off: Neither of them. Jim probably tried once and got his ass handed to him by the telekinetic.
Who sleeps on the top bunk if given the chance: Whatever Johanna wants. If she wants the top, Johanna. If she wants the bottom, Jim. He caters to her every want, essentially so whatever she wants.
Who plays the piano at 6 in the morning to wake up the other: I don’t think either of them play anything, but if they did, Johanna’d probably be the more graceful one who woke Jim up in a actually pleasant way.
Who has accidentally set something on fire by attempting to cook a birthday meal: Jim all the way.
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Send me a ‘♬’ and I’ll make a 5-10 song playlist for our characters’ relationship.
The Horror Of Our Love - Ludo. I’ve murdered half the town, left you love notes on their headstones. I’ll fill the graveyards until I have you. Moonlight walking, I smell your softness, carnivorous and lusting to track you down among the pines.I want you stuffed into my mouth, hold you down and tear you open, live inside you. Love, I’d never hurt you. But I’ll grind against your bones until our marrows mix. I will eat you slowly. Oh, the horror of our love, never so much blood pulled through my veins.
Obsessions - Marina and the Diamonds. Sunday, wake up, give me a cigarette. Last night’s love affair is looking vulnerable in my bed. Silk sheet, blue dawn, Colgate, tongue warm. Won’t you quit your crying? I can’t sleep. One minute I’m a little sweetheart and next minute you are an absolute creep. We’ve got obsessions. I want to wipe out all the sad ideas that come to me when I am holding you. We’ve got obsessions. All I ever think about are sick ideas involving me, involving you.
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus. Her name is Noel. I have a dream about her. She rings my bell. I got gym class in half an hour. Oh, how she rocks in Keds and tube socks. But she doesn’t know who I am. And she doesn’t give a damn about me. ’Cause I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby. Yeah, I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby. Listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me.
Nearly Witches (Ever Since We Met) - Panic! At the Disco. Ever since we met, I only shoot up with your perfume. It’s the only thing that makes me feel as good as you do. Ever since we met, I’ve got just one regret to live through. And that one regret is you.
Horror Pop - Marina and the Diamonds. I never fell in love with other Libras. They were too flashy and be just like zebras, they reminded me of me. Caught by the buffaloes feasted on for all to see. The weighing scales they broke my back. That’s what imbalanced me. I fell in love but I didn’t look back to see if she was looking back at me. Oh you’re a horror are you’re so nervous I have seen that you’re a horror? You’re just as horrible as me.
"So...."
"Well, how do you feel? Have I completely ruined our functional relationship?"