@jajeffinitelyfeel replied to your ask:
YOU ARE? This must mean you have my powers, and since it seems like lots of people have “swapped” with others that must mean… I’m human. Or well, powerless and that definitely explains some things. Like the fact I haven’t floated while sleeping even without my “moonboots.”
Oh! My moonboots! That’s what I’ll bring you. They’re basically weighted down boots to keep you grounded. They’re heavy but kind of comfortable! Hopefully we have the same shoe size… did you want me to come over and bring them? I’ll try to help you with controlling it. Or maybe take you to my dad… I’m sorry you’re having to deal with this Chandler, that wasn’t a very fair trade for you.
So I’ve since found out - thought you were playing a prank on me at first. But then I realised that you’re actually the sweetest entity in existence and wouldn’t do that to your bike bro. Hope you’re enjoying being extraordinarily ordinary! I was hoping you’d find some really awesome hidden power that I had so I could scrap the “very human. no powers” part of my Tinder bio, but hey that was a long shot.
Unfortunately, with tallness comes large feet so I don’t think I’ll be able to fit even my big toe into your adorable shoes, but don’t fret. I’ve half managed to convince Seth to tie me down when I’m not needed for sweeping cobwebs off the ceiling. I always wanted to find out what powers are like, I guess it’s kind of extreme to go from nothing to being at war with gravity but it’s not bad. I mean, it could be worse, right? You know I’m not mentally unstable and about to destroy the world and... I guess you get to experience a more calming and moonboot free existence for a little while?
But, any tips would be great! I keep seeing this old goat farmer constantly, which is a little creepy? Like, I don’t even know his name and I have seen this guy in every way imaginable (spoiler: very hairy back). And if you would like tips on how to human? I wouldn’t take my advice at all, because I’m a loser and can barely walk without tripping myself up.