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Fish #64,362 (Illiana the Yellow Perch) wants to know what constellations taste like. When interviewed, she claimed her biggest dream is to get a job at FAFSA (Fantastic Amazing and Fishy Space Authority). To reach this goal, she will begin street busking with her favorite instrument: the spoons.
Fish #545,864 (Sadie the Chum Salmon) has quit her job as a teacher to become a professional sleeper. When asked why, she said, "It was foretold to me in a dream by an octopus. When I woke up, it felt like I had killed him. I have to keep dreaming in hopes I can bring him back to life."
Fish #84,698 (Gump the Atlantic Goliath Grouper) has been arrested for tax evasion. He is yet to fully understand why money matters in the grand scheme of things.
Fish #228,232 (Phil the Planehead Filefish) is tired of organizing files at his generic office job. "This is the 5th time I've been mistaken for a potato chip by my coworkers," says Phil. "My life is on the line every day."
Fish #806,134 (Minik the Oilfish) sold all his oil to a private company in order to buy himself a ticket to space. "Wait, we're not in a time loop?" stated Minik the day after his unwise financial decision. "But it's still Monday! Well, at least I got to see what lays beyond." Minik refused to further discuss what he saw in space when asked by our reporters.
Fish #157,041 (Collaroy the Australian Bass) is reportedly sick of Mondays. "I woke up this morning, and it was Monday! You know what yesterday was? Fucking Monday! By god, it feels like the days are never short enough. I don't give a shit anymore; I'm cracking 10 cold ones tonight."
All 50 children of fish #25,234 (Temperance the Tigerfish) have gone missing. When questioned about it, she said: "They're gone? Well that's great! I'm sure they just wandered off too far and got eaten. Anyways, I'm gonna go gambling."
Fish #955,091 (Eureka the Longnose Lancetfish)--who has cannibalized 17 of her own children--is very excited for the opening of Fish #89's seafood restaurant!
