#reports (asks)

[zappasgoodmanners]

Have you thought about getting a Subaru?

@randythehacker

Um... No. I don't even have a license. I'm... Not confident in my ability to drive.

...

Do... Do those even still exist? I don't think I've seen one, uh... Ever?

[zappasgoodmanners]

Weird update on my side man one of the happy Chaos's is pregnant

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

@finite-and-infinite-one ??????????????????

[zappasgoodmanners]

[A small fluffy but sickly looking bird starts tapping on your window with its beak sees you and fly's away]

[zappasgoodmanners]

me we have a problem arials is back

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

What? What's she doing?? Is she possessed again??? Why????

[zappasgoodmanners]

[A blood like liquid comes out from under the door frame and then takes the form of a tall demon man in a fancy suit]

Greetings my name is Vaylin I am a reporter from hell news and I have come to interview you zappa

@hell-news

I'm not going to even BOTHER asking you how you know my name OR where I live. This better be good because THIS is my FIRST OFFICIAL day off in a MONTH and I am NOT letting you take it from me.

(I need to replace those talismans, they aren't warding off evil for shit...)

[zappasgoodmanners]

Hey take this you are probably going to need it

[Hands you a gun]

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

W-What?! Why?! I-I don't-

What?! Am I in danger?!

Hello?!

[zappasgoodmanners]

Hey so good news the judgment problem has been taken care of it looks like he got turned back into Raymond and Raymond is chill

So none of us will have to put up with judgment anymore

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

...Didn't Raymond turn the entire population of Isene into monsters?

[zappasgoodmanners]

Your boyfriend is allowed in the castle now

S ko came in and kicked Daryl in the balls 10 times so he let raven back in to get her to stop

@zappasgoodmanners

Wow... That was easy.

Thanks, S-Ko?