World's Most Haunted Man, 23 Years Running

Researcher at Illyria Castle's Supernatural Branch.

[isaactheowl]

My wife

[xalatath]

I wanna fuck you like a centipede

Blogger's Note: Centipedes reproduce by the male leaving a spermatophore (sperm packet) on the ground for the female to pick up - no intercourse is involved.

[greelin]

i’m sincerely always saying this

[berdyayeva]

can I borrow your house centipede

[berdyayeva]

I need it

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[gremlingirlsmell]

does this to your orb

[hollowtones]

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

[zappasgoodmanners]

Have you thought about getting a Subaru?

@randythehacker

Um... No. I don't even have a license. I'm... Not confident in my ability to drive.

...

Do... Do those even still exist? I don't think I've seen one, uh... Ever?

[finite-and-infinite-one]

Zappa is like a little puppy dog it's morally and ethically wrong to be mean to him.

However, I will continue due to my cruel and uncaring nature.

[zappasgoodmanners]

It's okay, Mr. Chaos, I know your heart's in the right place.

[finite-and-infinite-one]

77 years ago I removed my heart and put it in a jar because I thought it would be metal as fuck.

I lost that jar minutes later.

So if you really know where it is, I'd like you to tell me.

[zappasgoodmanners]

Oh.

[finite-and-infinite-one]

Zappa is like a little puppy dog it's morally and ethically wrong to be mean to him.

However, I will continue due to my cruel and uncaring nature.

[zappasgoodmanners]

It's okay, Mr. Chaos, I know your heart's in the right place.

[revretch]

Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it

[finite-and-infinite-one]

Nobody likes me on account of my awful personality and wildly inconsistent demeanor have they considered that I'm

• Hot

??

[lobotomy-unicorn]

I like you! But that's because I enjoy getting blown up, shot, hit by cars, getting turned inside out on a whim...

[finite-and-infinite-one]

Nobody likes me for me

[zappasgoodmanners]

I do!

[finite-and-infinite-one]

What's your fuckin problem man

[zappasgoodmanners]

: (

[finite-and-infinite-one]

Nobody likes me on account of my awful personality and wildly inconsistent demeanor have they considered that I'm

• Hot

??

[lobotomy-unicorn]

I like you! But that's because I enjoy getting blown up, shot, hit by cars, getting turned inside out on a whim...

[finite-and-infinite-one]

Nobody likes me for me

[zappasgoodmanners]

I do!

[finite-and-infinite-one]

Nobody likes me on account of my awful personality and wildly inconsistent demeanor have they considered that I'm

• Hot

??

[zappasgoodmanners]

I like you!

[zappasgoodmanners]

Weird update on my side man one of the happy Chaos's is pregnant

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

@finite-and-infinite-one ??????????????????

[finite-and-infinite-one]

Not me. Why, do you want me to be?

[zappasgoodmanners]

Nevermind.

[zappasgoodmanners]

Weird update on my side man one of the happy Chaos's is pregnant

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

@finite-and-infinite-one ??????????????????

[qqchurch]